D Fat Chick:
A woman who likes food more than sex.
This is obvious to anyone who thinks it through.
- The vast majority of men don't like to sleep with obese women.
Feminists say it's because they are
socially conditioned, but we'll come to that.
- Even very ugly women can get sex.
It just involves the right mixture of alcohol and candle light.
- Women can lose weight by eating less, and exercising more.
The Nazis proved this in the second world war:
there were no fat people in concentration camps. There were people with
aprons of skin where the fat used to be, but not actually fat
people. Ergo: eating less causes weight loss.
Hence obese women know they can get sex if they eat less. They choose not
to, hence they enjoy food more than sex.
Of course this logic becomes circular: the corollary is that obese women
don't enjoy sex as much as thin women, and people who don't enjoy sex are
not fun to sleep with. And there is no point at all in sleeping with an
obese woman because she is unlikely to enjoy it.
This is why obese women get so little sex, unless their weight is exceeded
by their IQ.