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» Monkeys at computer keyboards ..   2005-12-23 18:00 Strawman

>> >> "Creationism is for people who are too stupid to accept that they descended
>> >> from monkeys"

>> That's not what evolutionary theory states. The idea is that both humans and
>> monkeys evolved separately from a common ancestor.

Well Yobbo, you are right and you are wrong.

What do you think the common ancestor of humans and 'monkeys' looked like? Most people would have described it a monkey.

A biologist may have a narrower definition of monkey, but for most of us 'monkey' and 'primate' don't really have different meanings. Could you tell me the difference without resorting to wikipedia?

About 7 million years ago, a stupid, hairy, but otherwise naked, common ancestor of chimps and humans walked the earth. That creature was unquestionably a primate, but 'monkey' is a close enough description.

>> I hate to be a pedant, but .. 

I hate to call someone called 'Yobbo' a monkey but .. :)

>> that exact concept "WE ARE NOT MONKEYS" is used by
>> creationists to try to discredit evolutionary theory, so repeating the false
>> claim isn't helping anyone.

I am not trying to argue against creationists. That argument has been won already, so I don't feel the need for 'helping anyone'. The thing I like most about racial supremicists and creationists is taunting them about their 'suspect' ancestory.

How many of those Good 'Ol Boys have a tinge of the niggra in them, do ya reckon? Boy, I'd love to have the money to some some serious DNA testing in the Deep South ..


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