Dear
Strawman
Asshole
Moron
Genius
Guru
,
I am writing to
provide feedback on your site
tell you I hate you
kill time
invite you over to my place
.
Speaking as a
latte drinking
left leaning
confused
angry
racist
tree hugging
baby Eating
passionate
feminist
redneck
feminazi
libertarian
fascist
pinko
commie
socialist
space cadet
sex kitten
,
I think your site is
totally purile
inciteful
brash
rude
intelligent
stupid
factually innacurate
plain dumb
all of the above
exciting
and I
stopped reading as soon as I got what it was about
read all your site
read much of site
am too excited to read more now
.
I suggest you
get a job
never leave your day job
start doing this professionally
sell your computer
die slowly and soon
get a life
steal someone else's life and start again
come over to my place immediately
I will
never come back to this site - ever!
come back occasionally.
put this site it in my 'favorites' section.
tell all my friends to come here.
tell all my friends not to come here.
take off all of my clothes and await further instructions.
I want to
take your children off you
eat your children
have your children
clone your children and raise them properly
fly a large aircraft into your office
finish the letter now
Further, I would just like to say that
Signed,
Your Sworn Enemy
Your Local ASIO office
The KKK
Osama bin Laden
The Feminazi
your Honor
your Mother
Your Secret Admirer
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