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» Salvation for Governor General   2003-05-09 23:56 Strawman
Hard head for politics

Dr Peter (protector-of-children) Hollingworth had a stroke of luck last year, but his good fortune wasn't known to the public until he chose to make it so. After carefully manipulating the legal system, he can now make it known to the world that he has been accused of rape. And the disclosure comes with the timing of a well-written sermon. Hollingworth initially applied to have his name suppressed, but now applied to have it made public - right in his darkest hour as people are screaming for him to resign over allegations of complacency with pedophiles.

For most of us, being accused of rape is something which would be a great inconvenience, and quite stressful. But those skilled in the dirty art of politics are accustomed to stress, and know how to make bizarre situations work in their favor.

Peter (I-love-women-too) Hollingworth has been accused of the rape of a woman who was "19 or 20 at the time", some 40 years ago, and his accuser committed suicide a month ago. He has produced a long list of facts (all checkable), which (if true) make it extremely unlikely that he was even in the area where this occurred, and will effectively prove his innocence. Of course if any of his facts are proved false he will go down in flames, but after the intimate examination of his private past in the last few years he has probably thought this through.

His accuser, who was apparently a victim of child abuse as a ward of the state in the care of the Anglican Church (weren't they all?), seems to have been somewhat mentally unbalanced by her experience. She claimed to have recognized him in a photograph after 35 years and would have made a less than credible witness - particularly claiming the assault occurred "late in 1965 or early in 1966".

Hollingworth is now the subject of unlikely allegations - and can regain a status he lost when he was promoted to Governor General - the status of victim, that undefinable quality which in the eyes of the left absolves one of any guilt on any issue at all. He's in the clear.

The Doubting Thomases who believe that praying is an unproductive and time-wasting activity may have to reconsider their position - clearly Peter Hollingworth's prayers have been answered.