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				What's With the Cows? TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. TRADITIONAL COMMUNISM You have two cows. Jealous neighbours shoot your cows. You are then equal, and everyone is happy. .. or at least no-one is more unhappy than anyone else. AMERICAN CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.   Just for the sake of it Copyright © 2002 - 2012. All rights Reserved.		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Abbott's on Second. 2002-08-06 22:38:13 Prohibition over for Johhny Walker 2002-08-05 04:48:11 Sinking like a SIEV 2002-07-31 09:52:51 US War Machine - Scalpel or Bulldozer 2002-07-30 00:00:00 The Andrews - Keeping the Bitches Honest 2002-07-29 00:00:00 Government Airs Dirty Laundry - Quietly 2002-07-28 00:00:00 Musical Chairs in the Senate 2002-07-27 00:00:00 New Export Market For Australia - Detention Videos 2002-07-23 00:00:00 Asylum Seeker Claims and Testability 2002-07-22 00:00:00 You Will Not Be Allowed to Assimilate 2002-07-20 00:00:00 UK Rejects Rejectees 2002-07-18 00:00:00 Laying the Boot Into the Desk Nazi 2002-07-17 00:00:00 Telstra Options 2002-07-16 00:00:00 The Lebanese Hate Crime 2002-07-15 00:00:00 Who's Water is it Anyway? 2002-07-12 00:00:00 Dr Smoothy Gets the Rough End of the Pineapple 2002-07-10 00:00:00 Carr's True Color Sensitivities 2002-07-09 00:00:00 Keep That Blood Out of My Gene-pool 2002-07-08 00:00:00 And the Winner is - Simon Crean! 2002-07-06 00:00:00 Cheryl's Little Secret 2002-07-04 00:00:00 Cheryl Laments - 'I was menopausal' 2002-07-03 00:00:00 Cheryl Kernot Book P Review 2002-06-29 00:00:00 Liberals Double Barrel Dissolution 2002-06-19 00:00:00 ALP Hunkers Down For a Long Opposition 2002-06-18 00:00:00 Mainland or Bust 2002-06-09 00:00:00 Commonsense Escapes Labour's Mandatory Detention Policy 2002-05-25 00:00:00 Theophanous Goes Down 2002-05-23 00:00:00 Multicultural Tolerance Takes On New Meaning For Asylum Seekers 2002-05-20 00:00:00 Lifesavers and Responsibility 2002-05-19 00:00:00 Australia's International Obligations 2002-05-16 00:00:00 Baise-Moi - the Real Victims Are the Public 2002-05-14 00:00:00 Reject Refugees Humiliated 2002-05-13 00:00:00 George Asks Koffe's Advice 2002-05-04 00:00:00 The Curtin Comes Up On Detainees 2002-04-22 00:00:00 This Rose Still Smells Sweet 2002-04-16 00:00:00 Russians Object to Having Detention Center Near Their Spaceport 2002-04-16 00:00:00 Don't be Caught Dead With Infidels 2002-04-16 00:00:00 Brogden Darts Into the Fray 2002-04-06 00:00:00 Porn on Palestine TV 2002-04-02 00:00:00 Fortress Australia Beseiged 2002-04-02 00:00:00 The Joke's on the Gypsies 2002-04-01 00:00:00 Sea Levels Rising Faster Than Median IQ 2002-03-31 00:00:00 Commonsense Overboard 2002-03-30 00:00:00 Israelis Double Parked 2002-03-02 00:00:00 Fat Boy 2001-09-01 00:00:00 Not Stolen - Just Borrowed 2001-09-01 00:00:00 Jaded Old Woman 2001-09-01 00:00:00 Pauline You Pussy! 2001-09-01 00:00:00 US-Sino Relations Fouled Up 2001-09-01 00:00:00 Waddling OK, But Don't Come Up For Air Too Quickly 2001-09-01 00:00:00 Drugs? Not a problem! 2001-09-01 00:00:00