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» Rats in the ranks   2005-01-26 13:49 Strawman
Moral trappings ..

It is not often that I ask moral advice on this forum, but I will make an exception in this case.

Something has been scratching around in my ceiling at night, and I am worried about rats and mice eating through my cables (alarm system, phone, internet/LAN, electricity, TV, and CCTV **). Previously a simple mouse trap deployment has resulted in a dead mouse and an unpleasant, but mercifully brief, disposal task.

This time however the mouse-trap has caught something much bigger, which refuses to die. It has fallen into the little pit over the man-hole and keeps scratching around trying to escape. It surely couldn't be as big as a possum because it would simply run away, avec piege de souris. It's presumably a rat or a bird.

So I have started sleeping in the guest quarters to get away from the outbursts of noise - the pitter patter of tiny feet dragging a mousetrap round and round, amplified by the sound-board of the man-hole cover, and I have started having nightmares and reliving the worst scenes from horror movies - Willard (ie The Rats), Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds', and that series of Alien movies. Fantasizing about Sigourney Weaver is no longer a pleasant experience.

So the issue is what should I do?

Unfortunately, if I lift the man-hole cover, it will fall into the hallway and start running around, and find somewhere to hide (eg in the wife's underwear drawer). I can leave it there for a few days let it die of thirst, and get it out before it becomes stinky, but that would be quite inhumane.

Does anyone have any suggestions? Damn -- there it goes again!

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** Yes, the cabling is quite a mess up there.

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