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» The Yes Man   2002-10-06 11:16 Strawman
A Leader among yes-men

Andrew (not quite a Bart, just a) Bartlett, has been elected as the new leader of the Democrats.

Apparently the Democrats, realizing that their loony left vote was being slowly grazed away by the Greens felt the need to differentiate between parties. They didn't have a feminist to choose from this time - all the powerful women have left, been thrown out, or unwilling to stand. So they had a choice between the homosexual and the yes-man. Not happy to be just 'the other' party with the homosexual leader, they chose the yes-man.

Andrew Bartlett of course was Natasha's Andrew in the slanging match between the matriarchal power brokers, fought out using the Andrews.

According to ABC radio, most Australians didn't even know who was standing for the Democrat's leadership. Having risen from obscurity, he has to concentrate on avoiding his most serious electoral risk: being ignored.


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