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» MPs Take Terrorist Positions   2002-12-14 13:18 Strawman
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The final sitting day of parliament for the year failed to pass the bill to increase ASIO powers - a bill which would have allowed ASIO to detain anyone for 48 hours without a charge - even if they were not suspected of committing a crime. The merits of such a bill are, as usual, irrelevant to the political game which is being played.

Johhny (the-government-only-wants-what's-good-for-you) Howard wants more government power, and Simon (lizard-in-a-tin) Crean is under pressure to make a stand. After the ALP's disastrous run of me-too policy shifts, caving in on Tampa, excision, and strong border protection, Simon has to differentiate himself on something - anything.

However this is a dangerous one to differentiate on. Australians are either going to die on Australian soil in a terrorist attack, or they are not. If there is no terrorist strike, Simon will look like a struggling (if ineffectual) leader. However if there is a strike, the government will blame it on Crean's legislative recalcitrance, and he will be out.

Not only that, but the government will have a surefire double dissolution trigger, and will probably win control of both houses of parliament.

So Johnny is betting on a terrorist strike, and Simon is betting against one. However Johnny (I-talk-to-ASIO) Howard has better information than his opponent, who has good reason to feel nervous.

Presumably Simon has been listening to that old John Cougar-Mellencamp song:

"You gotta stand for something, or you're gonna fall for anything".

If there is a terrorist strike, Simon will do both.

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