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» Stupid laws the government could make   2007-03-04 20:40 Strawman
Questions for the intellectual elite

Psychologists pride themselves on being able to devise simple questions which tell a great deal about someone's personality. Why should they have all the fun? In the age old tradition of armchair psychology here are three questions to test your rationality, intellect and objectivity.

1. Suppose the government passed a law: "Every time you sell an apple to someone, you have to include three grapes at no extra cost". Who would be better off?

[A] Fruitsellers or
[B] consumers

2. Suppose the government passed a law: "Every time you buy a tank full of petrol you have to give one litre back to the service station (with no discounting)." Who would be better off?

[A] Service station owners or
[B] motorists?

3. Suppose the government passed a law: "Every time you pay someone to do a job, you have to pay a 15% leave loading?" Who would be better off?

[A] Employers or
[B] employees?

It's not that our government would actually make any stupid laws of course - after all, we live a democracy, and we all know democracies are immune to such things. Aren't they?

Hint: all three questions are trick questions. The answer for all of the above is
[C] petty government bureaucrats who would use the laws as a means to further their own careers through compliance monitoring and enforcement.