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» Taxes ain't taxes   2004-10-04 11:26 Strawman
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Whether taxes are theft is something that civilized statists and libertarians will debate over beers long after the effects of the amber fluid have removed all semblance of analytical rationality. But it seems that the federal election campaign is having the same effect on an electorate numbed by political rhetoric and half truths from both sides of the spectrum.

First we had Mark (Maddog) Latham insist that people were better off with less money. Because people did their budgeting on a weekly basis, giving them an extra $2 a week, but taking $600 away at the end of the year made them better off. Doubtless there were some financially bewildered True Believers who swallowed this, but surely the intellectual elites (ie anyone who can use a calculator) must have seen through it.

But elections in a social democracy are auctions, and John (taxes-ain't-taxes) Howard was not to be outdone by Maddog's prattle. Your ABC reports that Little Johnny denies claims that he has broken a previous election promise that he would not increase taxes. and

Mr Howard says the Ansett levy, and the sugar and milk levies, that he has introduced were different.

"You do have to see a difference between things like that and straight tax increases, the like of which I've described, ... between his promise in July of no new tax increases and the election day," he said.

This is a little bit like celebrity dictator Kim Jong Il's insistence that all public works in his People's Paradise are built with 'voluntary labor'. Apparently little Kim has created true communism - a zero tax state. Little Johnny, it seems, is only slightly behind by creating 'levies' instead of taxes. Go Johnny!

With the highest taxing government in Australian history still insisting they believe in 'small government', it's no wonder that Australians are so politically jaded. This could explain why so many Australians still haven't made a voting decision just five days out from the election - they feel done over by both parties.

It's a bit like bad sex. Sometimes you just close your eyes and wait for it to be over.