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Worried about when you will have to convert to Islam? Considering getting
a second wife? Not sure whether your Robby Junior should be leaning Chinese or
Arabic as a second language? Wondering whether to start buying burqas or
blankets for your Little Debbi's glory box? Considering mutilating
Sally-Anne's genitals now, before she really understands what she is missing?
Wondering whether it's worth sending Little Tracy to school at all? Can't cope
with having to make decisions about your life, and want to know when you will
be told exactly what to do? Hoping you won't have to wait Danna Vale's full 50
years? Guidance is here from the intellectual elite. This calculator is for you!
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