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» Australia's History Fades to Gray   2002-08-31 10:55 Strawman
An Obvious Forgery

Philip (boundless-compassion) Ruddock has rejected the recent aboriginal demands for guaranteed Aboriginal parliamentary representation as 'intellectual pursuits'. Presumably these are things which the intellectual elites engage in between dipping their hands into the taxpayer's pocket. Of course the demands could be taken a bit more seriously if anyone was able to define what an Aborigine actually was.

Some of us were taught in school that the Tasmanian Aborigines were totally wiped out (they didn't use the word 'genocide' back then). So it came as a bit of a surprised to see so many Tasmanian Aborigines on the ABC's Four Corners last Monday arguing over who were 'real' Aborigines and who weren't.

One fellow thought that ATSIC should buy $5000 motor cycles for his children to ride around his farm because it would reduce the chances of them taking drugs. His blonde-haired kids thought this was a pretty good idea too, and when asked whether they were Aboriginal were happy to reply 'um, I suppose so'.

All parties in the 'who is the real Aboriginal' debate had some common ground though - they all agreed that it was about money. Everyone agreed that the others just wanted to get their snouts into the big ATSIC honey-pot.

The funny thing is that none of them could see an obvious solution - removing the funding, and therefore the financial gain resulting from fabricating an Aboriginal identity.

It is impressive that their strong cultural ties have survived several hundred years of neglect, dispossession and persecution. One wonders if it would also survive the removal of the subsidies which it now brings.


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