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» Little Johnny is alert but not alarmed   2005-11-07 19:56 Strawman
A Clear and Present Danger

Exactly what skills are befitting of a politician is not always clear, but loud protestations of valuing justice, liberty and freedom must rank pretty highly. Probably on par with the firm belief in the virtue of ever more powerful government regulating the lives government subjects. But surely the most important ability is the ability to bluff, as indicated by the the fiasco surrounding the newly introduced terrorism laws.

Around three weeks ago, the State Premiers (and two self-important Chief Ministers) met with Little Johnny to discuss possible 'anti-terrorism laws'. The Labour Premiers went into the meeting determined to flex their political muscles and give Little Johnny a hard time over violations of civil liberties, personal freedom, and even a little thing called The Australian Constitution.

It's not clear what Little Johnny said to them in their meeting, but it must have scared the living daylights out of them, because they came out of the meeting looking like lemmings. Ignoring the little matter of John Stanhope's little indiscretions in posting proposed legislation on his website, and his desperate face-saving after the event, it is clear that something at the meeting changed his mind.

And it was probably as simple as this:

'ASIO have told me there is highly likely to be a terrorist attack in the near future. If you don't pass this legislation, and people die, then I will finish your careers by saying 'that Premier wouldn't pass the legislation which would have saved those people's lives'.

Even the True Believers would have to be wearing their balaclavas backwards not to see the logic of this statement. So it would really come down to how likely they though a terrorist attack was. Unfortunately the only one to actually know this was Little Johnny himself. Johnny was holding all the cards, and all he had to do was to wink and say 'trust me - these ones are hot!' The True Believers, including Kim (Fatboy) Beasley, folded.

Little Johnny out-maneuvered his opponents again.

But since the laws were passed, there has been silence from ASIO. Shouldn't they have raided the wrong address and assaulted the hapless occupants before being paying them an undisclosed sum in compensation by now? C'mon guys - you needed these powers for a reason - now use them. Have you already rounded hundreds of terrorist wannabes up into holding cells in Manus Island without trial? Nothing so exciting.

Lady liberty is alive and well and being held in indefinite preventative detention.