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    » Morality hostage to blackmail   2006-07-22 09:45 Strawman
    They're at it again

    One of the pleasures of being a member of the latte class is spending endless hours sipping the warm, non-mind-altering (albeit fattening), comforting, decaf liquid while making ever-more grandiose predictions about the political world.

    In one such recent encounter, my fellow latte drinker was outraged about the recent aggressive show-of-weakness by wayward nation North Korea in firing a number of missiles towards Japan and the US. One particularly large rocket, apparently aimed at an area of sea close to Hawaii, failed after launch, but it still upset the Americans. There's something about having people shoot bullets close to your extremities which annoys most people. And apparently many governments as well.

    This is, of course, another attempt to blackmail the rest of the world into giving them more aid. The failures of centralized planning are nowhere more apparent than in North Korea, where many people are said to be starving.

    My fellow latte drinker was outraged at the morality of a group of people who thought it was acceptable to threaten other people with violence for material gain - 'just because they haven't taken proper steps to feed themselves!'.

    The moralists in 'compassionate' successful Western countries might like to reconsider that point of view carefully. In principle, North Korea's actions are no different to the mob who demand welfare because of their 'needs'.

    The mob appointed policeman who arrests you for refusing to pay taxes to subsidize people with less wealth than you, is no different in principle to the North Korean soldier. They are motivated by the same seemingly unshakable belief - that they are entitled to your wealth simply because they have less.

    The latte set of The Left often argues that war is an expression of a deep sickness running right through society. In this case they are right.

    » A Treasurer Scorned   2006-07-22 09:19 Strawman
    Deal? What deal?

    My father once said that his definition of an intelligent man was one who could hate someone without them even knowing. That doesn't really apply to politicians - but the converse probably does: The definition of a really stupid politicians is one who thinks that there is someone, somewhere who likes him. Politicians are so unlikable, it's hard to imagine even a marriage partner liking a politician - or even their kids. Their dog might like them, but that doesn't really qualify.

    And political marriages are not that different to other kind - an inseparable couple who clearly despise each other and yet dutifully give their most practiced smiles and then say the worst thing about each other which they think they can get away with.

    No-one really knew why Peter (Smirky) Costello and Little Johnny had been doing that for the last 12 years. There were, of course, rumors - but there are always rumors in politics, and no-one pays them any attention unless they involve politicians having sex with each other. And no-one really believes that Little Johnny has sex. His kids must have been a series of indiscretions on the part of Janette or something.

    But it seems that 12 years ago Smirky and Little Johnny had a conversation in which Johnny indicated his intention to hand over the keys to The Lodge to Smirky after two electoral terms - a conversation which guaranteed Smirky's support and loyalty - for two terms.

    Lesser men might have considered this a deal.

    So a younger, less experienced, but still ambitious Smirky looked forward to moving into The Lodge (well, Kirribilli house anyway) after two terms of managing the nation's tax booty. But he didn't count on something that few would have predicted - that Little Johnny would do such a good job, and enjoy so much popular and political support he no longer needed Smirky's support. All Johnny had to do was put on his 'Honest John' look and say 'Deal? What deal?'. Smirky had that sharp pain in his back which only politicians can really experience.

    And the wound has been festering ever since. Like the story of the mermaid who had to smile even though she was walking on knives, Smirky had to smile while suffering the slings and arrows of a thousand humiliations from a handicapped, short bald man with the charisma of a defective bathplug.

    That must be why he has such a hard time putting a sincere smile on his face.

    After the deal was made public, Australia quickly split into two camps:

    • Those who screamed 'John Howard Forever' - a worthy sentimement, but Johnny is not actually getting any younger.
    • Those who screamed for John Howard to resign immediately - presumably so that the Governor General can appoint Bob Brown as interim Prime Minister.

    But no-one was actually calling for the appointment of Smirky. And after a gentle dressing down (and a polite but firm 'no') by Little Johnny, he went quietly back to his desk.

    A more confident man would just calculate the difference in relative ages of him and the incumbent, and let nature take its course. But Smirky knows that all politicians have shelf lives. A truth-overboard mishap, or a life-wasn't-meant-to-be-easy slip can break a politician. And unlike the ALP, there are other strong contenders for the position. Like Malcolm Turnbull for example.

    Maybe the best economic minds at Treasury could help Smirky calculate the most efficient way to expend or conserve political capital? It would take his mind off raising taxes anyway.

    » Snow Frozen out of Fyshwick in stinky land deal   2006-07-09 10:18 Strawman
    Failure in bid for political favour

    One of the recognized problems with large powerful governments is that they become corrupt. Leftists feel that the best way to deal with corrupt governments is to make them more powerful. Libertarians, on the other hand, generally feel that reducing the power of government is a better method.

    But Leftists are not the only pitifully naive people in this country. Many Australian citizens seem to think that government corruption only happens in other countries. In Australia, the faults of government are those of arrogance or incompetence, and mistakes are mitigated by the fact that 'at least the government means well'. Sometimes it's hard to justify that view, especially in the ACT, where recent fishy land deals involving between 10 and 100 million dollars are involved.

    At the risk of oversimplifying ..

    The ACT government owns all land (all ACT land is lease-hold, not free-hold), and keeps land prices artificially high by refusing to release more land for people to use (apparently affordable housing is a bad idea). When the government does release more land, it zones it for a particular purpose - not just 'residential' or 'commercial', but it dictates the detail - eg what what type of commercial activity is allowed. However, when it actually auctions the land, it can be quite vague about what that use actually is. Even if the land is kilometers away from the nearest house, it still controls what can be bought, sold, or manufactured on that land.

    Are you seeing the opportunities for shonky government deals here yet? Well, even if you are, they are way ahead of you. The government can choose to 'interpret' what the legitimate use for the land is after it is sold - ie, they can change their 'interpretation' on who actually buys the land. Like one of their mates, for example.

    Canberra Land developer Terry Snow (who owns the Canberra Airport) is a bit on the nose with the ACT government because his 99 year lease for Canberra Airport is with the commonwealth government, and he is immune from the whims of the ACT development laws within the airport grounds. For the last decade he has been happily building himself a private city on the airport - with office buildings, and retail outlets - much to the chagrin of the ACT government, who can be heard frequently railing against him on local radio.

    When Snow decided to build a retail outlet on the Airport the local politicians had two arguments against it

    1. That it couldn't possibly succeed because it was in an inappropriate place; and
    2. That it would be so successful that it would draw business away from other ACT retailers elsewhere.
    And yes, both of these arguments were made in the same breath. Politicians truly are scum.

    Anyway, hell hath no fury like a politician ignored, so payback was organized. A 7ha tract of land in the nearest industrial estate (Fyshwick) was auctioned for 'bulky goods'. Snow tried to clarify exactly what was meant by that, but didn't get any joy from the local planning minister - not even when he tried to force the issue in court. Basically the court ruled the politicians can do as they please.

    So he was outbid on the land by one of his rivals, and (surprise surprise) the government has now decided that it can be used for 'retail'. It hasn't been 'rezoned' - just 'reinterpreted'.

    The site was independently valued at around $12 million (for bulky goods), it went for $39 million (when Snow pulled out of the bidding), and Snow says that, as a retail site, it was worth around $100 million.

    A nice little earner eh? Snow gets frozen out of the deal, and has to put up with a competing retail site near his own (due to open later this month). He got fitted up pretty good.

    Serves him right for finding a loophole for getting around the meddling local government, doesn't it? This will teach land developers a good lesson: absolute power lies in the hands of government. Always give them what they ask for.

    It should teach the rest of us a good lesson too: the state is not your friend.

    » What part of 'no' don't you understand?   2006-07-04 11:12 Strawman
    John Howard is watching over you

    Feminists are fond of demanding 'what part of no don't you understand?' The question may be rhetorical, but it doubtless makes the fresh male recruits in the Australian Public Service quiver in their boots when the question is raised by one of the many man-hating middle managers who are reaping the benefits of years of officially sanctioned 'affirmative action', and unofficial 'women's networks' in the bureaucratic hierarchy.

    However yours truly has an answer to this question:

    Well .. it's the part where she's in my bed with me, naked, and rubbing her body against mine and giggling, and saying 'no'. That's the bit of 'no' that I can't understand. Could you explain that bit to me?

    Then of course there are the other kinds of no. Like kind of 'no' that girls love to shriek in high pitched voices at social gatherings where they pretend they are not willing to do (or not yet willing to do) the things that the young men seem to want them to.

    Feminists are not known for their ability to go out and have a good time, so perhaps none of them have even been to these kinds of gatherings. Perhaps. And perhaps none of them ever watched the ultimate in TV trash - Big Brother.

    The Big Brother program is well known for stretching the boundaries of good taste - showing Fat Chicks in the shower for example. But this time the show has caused outrage by a consent-vs-coercion incident. Details are patchy, but it seems that a women climbed into bed with two men, and one of them held her down while the other exposed himself and touched himself against her face. And all the time she was saying 'no'.

    Well actually she was shrieking 'no' in that distinctive high pitched squeal. And giggling. And afterwards she didn't think it was any big deal. But Big Brother evicted the men from the house anyway.

    So some of us were expecting similar high pitched squeals from the feminist movement. But before they even got the chance, the Prime Minister climbed into bed with them started squealing himself - branding the show 'stupid' and calling for it to be taken of the air. It seems that there is a real possibility that government censors will pull the plug.

    Little Johnny is certainly right that the show is stupid, but calling for it to be taken off the air? Johnny, Johnny, what happened to all those big-el Liberal principles of personal liberty and small government? What ever happened to the right of people to decide for themselves what to watch, or what to ignore?

    Johnny is quite happy for us to make our own decisions - as long as we make the decisions he agrees with. And as long as we recognize his Big Brotherish moral superiority, and his right to veto any viewing decisions we make. Just like a neo-feminist. No surprises there. The conservatives have always been in bed with the feminists, even through they hate each other. A typical marriage actually.

    Funny how art imitates life - imagine Johnny Howard in bed with Eva Cox, forcing her to do exactly what she wanted to do while she screamed in mock protest.

    Well okay, that show really would be stupid, but no more stupid than Big Brother. What else would you expect from a show exclusively featuring idiots, and exclusively watched by morons?

    » Chinese whispers okay, but writing too traumatic for children   2006-06-12 23:06 Strawman
    The writing's on the wall for the Los

    One of the tenets of The Left is an abolition of the double standard. Invisible 'glass ceilings', ethnic unemployment, indigenous wife bashing and child abuse - these are all supposedly the result of the 'double standards' of mainstream Australia, which discriminates against minority groups (which somehow includes WIMMIN!**).

    But in fairness to The Left, there does seem to be some double standardization going around.

    Take the Lo family from Hong Kong for example.

    The Los entered Australia in 1989, and overstayed their visitor's visa.

    We don't know how to apply, actually, and we didn't know where we can apply because when we just come Australia, it's a new place, we didn't know much.

    Apparently though, they knew enough to 'deliberately avoid detection for several years' and never sought to contact immigration officials.

    Now, faced with deportation, they argue that that couldn't possibly return to Hong Kong. Why? Because they have been staying in Australia too long. Their children (born in Australia while they were here illegally) can't read Chinese!

    If we go back to Hong Kong, the education might not be good for us because we don't - we can't write in Chinese.

    Clearly the children speak Chinese (they presumably just can't write it).

    It's hard to imagine a good parent who (faced with the real prospect of having to return to a Chinese speaking country) wouldn't teach their children to write the language. But that aside, their now Visa seems to have been extended indefinitely by Amanda (The Killer While) Vanstone on those grounds.

    Apparently the trauma of children having to learn to write in a new language is so great, it is reason to abandon their deportation.

    Surely then, the trauma of migrant children having to learn English on their settlement in Australia must be so great as to refuse visa applications? Having to learn to both speak and write in English must be more traumatic than merely learning to write in Chinese. This is child abuse!

    All those children from non-English speaking countries must be refused visas from now on - on humanitarian grounds. Only a heartless unthinking bureaucrat could possibly want to make minors suffer in this way. Remove the double standard! In the name of mercy, compassion, social justice, and everything decent and right: refuse a non-English speaking child a visa today!

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    ** Women outnumber men by about 100:99 in Australia. Accurate estimates of the number of WIMMIN! are not available.

    » It was like that when we got here   2006-05-25 21:22 Strawman
    Sad day for political correctness

    Australia's indigenous population has always been a bit of a problem for the rest of us. From the time that white settlers abandoned any efforts to form a treaty with a local government and declared terra nullius to ease their consciences, right up to the death of Bob Hawke's populist declaration of 'A treaty with the Aborigines', Aborigines have been a thorn in the side of mainstream Australia.

    Sort of like the occasional embarrassing smell emanating from the bathroom. Annoying, but not annoying enough to actually do anything about. Cleaning the bathroom is such a chore, and can't we just pay someone else to do it? And besides 'it was like that when we got here'.

    Of course the situation has not been without it's opportunities. The International Socialists used the plight of the Aborigines to discredit Australian nationalism, to damage capitalism and to justify higher taxes to punish the rich. Feminists used the plight of Aborigines to prove that dominant white males were the source of all evil. And migrant groups used their plight to justify open borders - on the basis that invaders had no right to stop further invaders.

    Meanwhile, embarrassed governments did what what governments do best - pump huge amounts of money into embarrassing holes in the hope of keeping them covered them up until the next election. Whether the money had no effect on the well-being of the Aborigines, or whether it was actually detrimental is a debate which we will still be having a long time in the future. But the social policies which came with the leftist self-serving disguised as compassion have been immensely damaging.

    But the tide on this one seems to be turning. Collectivists may feel that it's acceptable to punish someone for the actions of another (as long as both are in the same identifiable group), but mainstream Australia has taken about as much guilt as they are willing to put up with.

    Even the ABC, normally the bastion of indigenous victim brigade, seem to be documenting the turn around. The headlines over the last week tell the story all on their own:

    Culture of violence revealed in central Australia
    NT defends efforts to tackle remote community violence
    Indigenous groups warn violence worsening
    Break up Indigenous paedophile rings: Brough
    Brough urged to hand over paedophilia evidence
    Child abuse reporting scheme works: doctor
    SA program 'can stop Indigenous violence'
    Health worker says Indigenous violence widespread
    Police allow feuding families to slug it out
    Money won't end Indigenous violence: Howard
    More help urged for Indigenous men to cut sexual abuse rates
    NT Chief Minister to boycott violence summit
    Aboriginal leaders excluded from violence summit
    Pay Aborigines to leave communities: Senator
    Martin's violence summit stance under fire
    Legal service supports feuding families' fist fights
    PM takes stand against customary law
    Indigenous Council head backs violence summit
    Concerns over understanding of carnal knowledge case
    Send Army to Aboriginal community: AMA NT
    Minister calls for women-only Aboriginal refuges
    One in 10 Indigenous men raped, survey
    Labor criticises Indigenous violence summit
    

    Readers are welcome to read the gory details, but there seems little point. The tide has turned. Of course we still have Aboriginal lobbyists screaming that all the problems are because the government didn't spent enough money on the problem, or that they didn't spend it on the right things (presumably not enough went their way). And of course the ALP are screaming that after ten years in power, the government should have done something (anything!) much sooner.

    Of course a decade ago the ALP was still following their politically-correct agenda. Any suggestion that Aborigines should answer to the law, (and the same punishments) as the rest of us was met with howls about racism, genocide, cultural relativism, the evils of mainstreaming, black deaths in custody and (who could forget) The Stolen Generation!

    In 2006 The Left has suddenly discovered that the wonderful culturally enlightened enclaves which they so carefully curated in the '80s and '90s are cesspits of endemic violence, child abuse, pedophilia, wife bashing and gang warfare.

    How could this happen? Weren't these descendent's of the 'original Australians' supposed to be the the spiritual caretakers of The Land? Weren't they supposed to spiritually mentor the rest of us and provide role models to lead us away from soulless consumerism?

    What went wrong? The Left doesn't really know, but somehow it must be John Howard's fault.

    Thankfully, the collapse of leftist political correctness will allow the government to take some positive action to improve the lot of the majority of Aborigines who want the same thing the rest of us do: safety, security, and a comfortable income. It is unfortunate that so many of them have had to suffer for so long to get there.

    » A Nation of Welfare Whores   2006-05-23 08:07 Strawman
    Makes the stomach Churn

    There are some things in life which are really disgusting. Not like rotten meat disgusting, or under-age Bangkok girlie-bar disgusting, but none-the-less disturbing enough to make one question the underlying morality of modern society.

    I am talking, of course, about the annual i'm-victim-for-having-children-so-give-me-money churn payment which the government sends to any parent who takes the time to fill in a form once a year and sends it to the appropriate government department. This year, the form was shorter, simpler, and downloadable via Internet. (With all those efficiencies, there must be some public servants somewhere who could be sacked, but that never seems to happen ..)

    This year my families' collective (if not actually collectivist) eyes nearly popped of our head on receipt of a family payment cheque of over $7800.00. We were appalled of course, but not quite appalled enough to send the money back. If a thief wants to stand on the street corner handing out $100 bills, then I will join the queue with all the whining Leftists leeches and scream 'where's my free shit?'

    Little Johnny: you really are a piece of collectivist scum, but your my kind of collectivist scum!

    This is quite disturbing. I must rush out and buy a second LCD TV before my wife spends the entire amount on new shoes ..

    » A pact with middle Australia   2006-05-13 20:47 Strawman
    Man in the middle

    Traditionally, what has separated Left from Right on the political spectrum is one's agreement with the sentiment

    From each according to his abilities, to each according to needs.

    Statists on the left of Australian Politics (the ALP) have actively promoted policies that reward the creation of need, whereas the statists on the right (the big-L-Liberals) have focused on buzzwords like 'incentivation', which pretend to reward the creation of wealth.

    It's pretty clear why leftists had to be statists - only an all-powerful all-knowing government could possibly make decisions about what someone's 'abilities' and 'needs' were, and redistribute wealth accordingly. But it wasn't so clear why those on the right had to favor government control over personal choice.

    Regardless, the poor voted ALP, the rich voted Liberal, and the middle-class voted for the candidate with the most charisma.

    But then something unthinkable happened. Australia voted for a short, bald, ugly man with a hearing aid and the charisma of a used dishcloth. And he stayed Prime Minister for over a decade. Little Johnny might be an embarrassment overseas next to the Texan gun-totin' stature of George Dubya Bush, or even the easy-going likability of Tony Blair, but he's our embarrassment, and we like him. And at least he's better than that rabid dyke across the Tasman.

    Of course Little Johnny still suffered the slings and arrows of cries that he was supporting 'the big end of town' over the 'the little guy', but in fact it was the blue collar who turned to him. Times were so good, and so many people were upwardly mobile that the workers became 'aspirational voters', and were reluctant to impose punitive taxes on a class which they hoped to belong to.

    Whether this mobility-between-classes happened as result of leftist egalitarian policies, or merely as a result of the choice which greater wealth offered is something that historians will be rewriting for centuries, but it has happened.

    The ALP, bastions of the unionized working man where percieved to have turned their backs on the workers party, who joined the blue-bloods in voting for the blue ribbon party.

    Which is why Kim (Fatboy) Beazley, the champion of the non-statement, the non-policy, prolix proliferator of pap, has made a decisive move - for the middle! In his budget reply, he made 'a pact with middle Australia' and promised to give them child-care places in school, and fast broadband.

    Of course, private schools haven't seen a commercial opportunity in providing child-care on their premises, so it seems unlikely that people are willing to spend their own money to fund it. However, if that money is taken from them in the form of taxes, it becomes economically worthwhile. Obviously. An all-knowing Government can make better decisions than mere individuals.

    And as for broadband, the competitive environment seems to be doing a pretty good job of providing that at ever-reducing cost. Presumably Kim intends to re-nationalize Telstra, and pump billions into the company to build a government operated and controlled network. And it would be government controlled - no surfing for porn on Kim's network. Kim will force ISPs to offer porn filters, and anyone who requests an unfiltered feed will have to identify themselves in writing.

    But that's not all. Fatboy will also re-ban 'unfair dismissal'. Apparently someone spending money to buy labor shouldn't be able to choose to buy it elsewhere - or at least a government body will make sure that the choice was not 'unfair'.

    Clearly, the government knows what's best for you.

    Fatboy is continually fighting choice. Unfortunately for Fatboy, his approval ratings have slumped below those of Julia Gizzard, Kevin Rudd, and even the ever-smirking Peter Costello. The only person that Fatboy beat seems to be The Rottweiler - Simon Crean. Kim is unphased, insisting that it is not a popularity contest.

    Well, actually Kim, a democracy is just that. Loser.

    » May Day - union thugs celebrate thuggery   2006-05-01 20:46 Strawman
    Symbol of thuggery

    No political blog would be complete without a mention of the May Day rallies which get held around the world on May the first every year. Now that most despotic communist governments have collapsed, it falls to those compassionate Leftists in the First World to maintain the rage.

    Yes, those caring souls who respect the rights of all others are celebrating, (or at least commemerating) a grubby little riot in Chicago 01-May-1886. It went something like this:

    1. Workers decide they want to work an 8 hour working day.
    No problem with that. Most of us would like to spend more time lying on the beach. Presumably they wanted the same pay as they were previously getting for working more than 8 hours, but there's no problem with negotiating an effective pay rise.

    2. Employers decide not to pay them for only working 8 hours.
    No problem. If the price of Big Macs goes up, you can choose to stop buying them. If the price of labor goes up, you can stop buying it.

    3. Workers strike.
    Well, clearly .. if they weren't willing to continue to work for the old rate. Seller and buyer can't agree on terms of trade. Both wait it out, hoping the other will agree to their terms. That's what a strike is.

    4. Striking workers set up a picket.
    Apparently they have no problem with people blockading other people's property. Presumably they would have no problem with the employers blockading their homes until they agreed to work for the wage which the employers thought was 'reasonable'?

    5. Some workers decide that they are willing to trade for the price offered by the employers, and try to cross the picket lines.
    Sounds good. If I don't like the price MacDonalds charges for the Big Macs, I can buy from Greasy Joe's down the road. The employers found sellers who were willing to trade, and traded with them.

    6. Strikers attack the workers.
    Hmm. Presumably it's ok to attack people who are offering terms of trade which you don't want them to. So in that case it would be okay for the employers to attack the strikers as they tried to enter their homes?

    7. Police retaliate. Two strikers are killed, and two others are wounded.
    Clearly it's okay to attack people who who offer terms of trade that you don't like. So what's the problem?

    8. Strikers organize a riot and set off a bomb, which kills eight police. Police respond, and fatally shoot eleven rioters.
    Sounds fair enough. Thugs attack police, police defend themselves.

    There is nothing particularly extraordinary about this story - thugs will be thugs. What is amazing is that so many True Believers deify these thugs in the present day. Today thirty five thousand people marched in a May Day rally in Brisbane, including Federal Labor Leader Kim (Fatboy) Beazley. After trying to blame the Beaconsfield gold mining disaster on the new IR laws, he vowed to "rip up these industrial relations (IR) laws in 18 months time when we're elected".

    We have heard this broken record before. When Little Johnny introduced the GST - unemployment was going to skyrocket, we were going to see hyperinflation, children were going to starve, and the dead were going to walk the earth. Instead we continued a decade of prosperity.

    And what of Little Johnny's timid IR laws? So far ALP has come up with a man who claims he was sacked for smirking at the boss. But, in fairness, the ABC managed to come up with an unidentified Tasmanian woman who claims she was sacked because she couldn't do all the work she was assigned.

    Kim, you are a man of hidden qualities. Not just a two-time loser - an eternal optimist. But you're right about the politically dead walking the earth.


    » Corruption, Ethics, Pragmatics and the AWB   2006-04-05 22:27 Peter Keating
    Oil for food, money for guns

    Most of us consider ourselves to be moral. Some of us have little blemishes on our past we would describe as 'misunderstandings' or even (in severe cases) 'mistakes', but on the whole we like to think of ourselves as following a moral code. A question to all such people is this: is it OK to pay a bribe in a corrupt third world country?

    We are not talking about the kind of bribe which would stop you from spending your best 20 years languishing in a Bali prison for an overweight boogie bag - most people wouldn't have a problem with that. We are talking about the kind of bribes that make your life (or maybe your business life) run a little smoother. Giving the traffic cop $5 to avoid a trip to the local police station comes to mind. Or maybe slipping the baggage handler a few crisp ones to overlook the fact that you are overweight (your bags that is). Maybe giving the hotel clerk a small tip to get a 'free' upgrade to a better room, or even help find you some companionship on that lonely business trip?

    These things are not that common in Australia, but they are all part of the way that business (and pleasure) are done in most countries in the world. Every businessman who has done business overseas expects to grease a few government palms to 'help things run smoothly'. Some people might have a problem with the practice, but most of us believe that when in Rome, you pay unto Caesar that which the Romans do.

    And Iraq is no exception.

    Does anyone believe that AWB hasn't been bribing Iraqi officials for decades? Does anyone believe that the AU$300M in kickbacks to Iraqi government officials is anything other than business as usual? Does anyone really believe that the AWB didn't pay bribes when the ALP government controlled it? Do you own a flock of flying pigs?

    This is why the Labour opposition has been so spectacularly unsuccessful at getting any mud to stick to the government over the AWB weapons-for-oil scandal. The AWB's charter was to sell Australian wheat to corrupt ratbag governments, and they were expected to use corrupt ratbag methods. And they didn't come much more corrupt and ratbaggy than Saddam's regime.

    Not that the current Iraqi officials won't complain about the AWB's actions. Of course they will - it gives them more justification for demanding more bribes now. Do these officials really wish that Iraq hadn't bought Australian wheat in the 1990s? Do they wish their children had gone hungry during those years? It seems unlikely.

    And from the average wheat-farmer's point of view, the AWB did what was necessary to sell their wheat. That makes them .. maybe not good blokes .. but the kind that you keep employing. Or voting for in the next election.

    It may go against the grain but the ALP is not sowing the seeds of an election victory.

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