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» New Export Market For Australia - Detention Videos   2002-07-23 00:00 Strawman
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Right-wing cries that refugees arriving in Australia were incapable of supporting themselves may have to be reconsidered in light of the latest Australian export to Pakistan - videos of asylum-seeker interviews made by the Immigration Department.

The videos can be purchased in Pakistan, and are presumably being used by people considering purchasing an 'unofficial' ticket to Australia. The best way to pass any test is to know the questions, and practice getting them right. Pakistanis can watch the video and know what questions are likely to be asked of them when they pretend to be from Afghanistan.

Film making has been subsidized by the government with the opening of Fox Studios in Sydney, and the making of several block-buster films here, But somehow it seems unlikely that this was what the government had in mind when they started that project.

And while it's good to see our new arrivals embrace the spirit of capitalism so quickly, it does raise a bit of a credibility problem for some applicants. Apparently they have been known to say 'you're not supposed to ask me that' in interviews.

It's also good to see potential immigrants taking such an interest in Australian culture before they come. Some of the Australian Universities have campuses overseas. Maybe they could offer courses in interview technique?

It's got to be more profitable than those boring old courses in Accounting.

  • As If -- Anonymous Coward 2002-07-31