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» Silly Saddam's al-Samouds   2003-02-26 14:55 Strawman
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Celebrity dictator Saddam (no-anthrax-on-me) Hussein seems to have made a tactical blunder in the lead up to the coming Iraq war.

He has been asked (or 'demanded' depending on which media outlet you listen to) to destroy his arsenal of al-Samoud missiles, because they have a range greater than the 150Km he is allowed under previous UN resolutions. His reply has been a petulant 'NO'.

Maybe he has been emboldened by millions of unshaven feminists marching around the world also using the 'N' word. If so he has misread the West.

Most of the Western peace-mongers may think that death is better than war, but they aren't fond of guns, bombs, missiles or especially weapons of mass destruction. If there were peace protesters waving banners saying 'Saddam has a right to offensive weapons', they weren't obvious.

They see the way forward as a benevolent collection of dictatorships (in the form of the UN) voting to disarm the whole world 'peace by peace'. Let's face it - what better way to achieve world socialism since socialism failed militarily?

Refusing to destroy offensive weapons like al-Samoud missiles really goes against the grain, and reminds the peace-mongers that Saddam isn't really a sensitive new age guy. It undermines his support in the West, and creates more people who say 'what the heck - Let's Roll!'

So keeping the al-Samouds may be strictly within the 150Km limit (if you only half fill the fuel tank), but it is militarily pointless, and also a tactical error. They won't win him the war with the US et al, and he is compromising his political game. If he thinks that arguing technicalities with the UN will win he is mistaken - that battle is based on pseudo-morality.

Saddam, there's a good fellow. Be a nice guy, and destroy all your weapons before we attack you. It'll save a lot of trouble all around.