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» All Quiet on the Middle Eastern Front   2002-12-18 00:39 Strawman
Watching Iraq

For the conspiracy theorists, there's also some unusual activity centered around the Middle East.

  • Iraqi dissidents have been given a wink and a nudge from the US that they might like to prepare for government. Frankly, if Dubya thinks that a bunch of psychotic Iraqi dissidents who haven't even lived in Iraq for decades can form a stable government with any support from the Iraqi people, he should spend some time counting votes in Florida.

  • More troops are massing on the Iraqi border in Kuwait. 'Just routine exercises guys, it's all routine'.
  • Japan is sending ships in the Indian Ocean. They seem to have one which can track 100 planes, and can take out 10 at a time. An odd choice for a strike against a country with virtually no air-force, but welcome none-the-less.

  • The US and UK are stepping up their enforcement of the 'no-fly zones' in Iraq, bombing any military installations - even if they are in residential areas. Most intelligent people would visit relatives for a few days if they saw an anti-aircraft unit being installed on the roof of the apartment block, but idiocy is one resource which is infinite.

  • The US is administering Small-pox immunizations to selected people. Small-pox died out several decades ago after the one successful global immunization push in history.

Something seems to be afoot, but what? Still the UN inspectors in Baghdad have found no WMDs which would justify the much touted 'regime change', though Iraq has accused the inspectors of spying. Yes Saddam, that's why they are there - to spy on your weapons program. This is not a secret - try watching more CNN and less al-Jazeera. There have also been no more terrorist attacks over the last few weeks.

Either the US are intending to go in regardless of the UN team's findings, or George Dubya already knows where the WMDs are, and is just getting the team to do the wild-goose thing until it's convenient to let them know where to look. Christmas would be an attractive time for terrorists to strike the infidels in all those decadent Western countries, and an opportunistic time for WMDs to be found.

Maybe George W and Tony B are planning on surfing the wave of public outrage all the way into Baghdad.

Truth, they say, is stranger than fiction, but they also say that you should never attribute to conspiracy that which can be explained by good old-fashioned incompetence. Maybe the UN inspectors are as ineffectual as the rest of the UN, maybe George Dubya is just plugging away at the military, and maybe the Christmas season will offer no more than the fat-guy with the reindeer and the puppy you have to dump somewhere after it makes a mess on the carpet.

Either way someone should tell George: a conquered Iraq is forever, not just for Christmas.


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