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Pauline (Please Explain) Hanson has now said she has a policy! A 48-hour
turn-around on asylum seekers. Pauline - you are a pussy! We have a better
solution.
Back in the roaring '80s, Kim (Fat Boy) Beazley was defense minister and had to
make a decision about some new Australian submarines. Any fool could see the
better strategy was to build one of them, and get the bugs out of the design
before building more, but there's no fool like an old fat fool. Jaded and
boring he may be (Just ask Cheryl Kernot), but this was before Viagra was
invented and the thought of having something long and hard and full of seamen
was an irresistibly seductive temptation. And knowing that once was not enough, he
ordered five at once.
Now we have five submarines which can't shoot straight, make too much noise and
generally don't work properly. Obviously they need target practice on moving
targets! An upturned Vegemite lid with 300 people on board may not
seem like challenging military target but hey, the submarines are not exactly
military standard either.
Then after the hit-and-miss target practice is over, the navy could practice
their search and rescue skills.
Then any survivors could be placed on a disused oil rig for 48 hours to produce
a 'please explain' to Pauline before their trip home.
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