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» Voting Still Not Fixed   2003-04-15 20:05 Strawman
'I don't like it!'

Computers are a wonderful example of modern technology - they enable more processing, and greater economies of scale than our forebears would have dreamed. But they also enable greater stuff-ups. The NSW Electoral Commission is in crisis because they can't count (or at least process) the Senate votes for the last election. Jokes about having to wait for a result until Easter appear to be understated - we may be waiting until the second coming.

Your ABC reports

The Electoral Commissioner, John Wasson, says it is not entirely his fault.

"The problems which have arisen were [of] a technological nature and I guess that's all I can say," he said.

Right, a public servant denying responsibility, and insisting his job isn't to understand technology, just to boss the people around who do. And it sounds like they need some bossing around too - either that or they need to be left alone to solve the computer problems.

Apparently all of the results have been faithfully entered into a computer database, and all that is needed is to run the program to count the results. A non-trivial, but not overly complex process - even for the 4 million votes which have to counted.

But computer experts know that just because computers are predictable, doesn't mean that you can predict their results. Every self-respecting computer nerd knows that if you don't get the result you want, sometimes you have to keep running the computer program until you do.

And apparently the NSW electoral commission doesn't like the results they are getting from the computer program, and are going to keep going until they get a result they like.

With Pauline Hanson still trailing behind the Shooters Party, and still not knowing whether she will win her coveted final Senate seat, she may be quite justified in demanding 'Please Explain?'.