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» Frogs Jumping   2003-03-17 10:02 Strawman
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Frogs are loud, slimy creatures which are hard to get a grip on, and shift position quickly when frightened.

Your ABC now reports that recalcitrant French President Jacques Chirac may be reconsidering his position on Iraq, and agree to a 30 day deadline for weapons inspectors. That is - agree that the US could attack in 30 days. This comes after the US have given strong indications that they have given up on UN negotiations, and will just bypass the UN.

Few things are as nauseating as a group of politicians acting in their own selfish interests while pretending they are acting for the common good. The French (socialist-leaning since their bloody revolution in the late 1700s) are champions at this game, and the French politicians are the cream of the cream in an environment where slime floats to the top.

Jacques' recent US-bashing tantrums in the UN have had their rewards. The French President's popularity is at an all time high of 67%. Why? The French, invaded and overcome by the Germans in both world wars after a pitiful resistance hate to see real power and strength. They identify quite strongly with terrorists - engaging in terrorism themselves against New Zealand by murdering a Greenpeace member in their bombing of the Rainbow Warrior in 1985.

But while the US has culturally and economically moved ahead in leap-frogs and bounds over the last few decades, the French puddle has stagnated after forcing 'cultural uniformity' and 'lifestyle protection' on the people.

Jacques' petulant strutting around the UN like the leader of a super-power isn't going to last for long. France's veto power in the UN security council won't exist if the structure collapses or undergoes 'significant review'. There is no way that France would become one of five 'special' nations if a UN style organization were formed in 2003, and Jacques knows it.

Jacques has to decide between the short-term benefit (the boost to his popularity) and the long-term cost (being remembered as the president who lost France their veto power at the UN). The short-term euphoria is clearing, the lily that Jacques is resting on is sinking, his feet are getting cold and he's looking for somewhere else to jump - a way in which he can back-down and still claim victory over the hated and successful Americans.

The US is saying 'jump!', and the Frogs are determined not be seen asking 'how high?'


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