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» Simon Says ..   2002-10-06 11:20 Strawman
Not a Toothless Tigerr

Winners are grinners and Simon (Union Basher) Crean had more to smile about today than his dental work. His long term push that he had staked his leadership on, was accepted 121 to 69. The unions will only have a 50% voting power within the ALP.

Simon is a clever policitian. He wants to become the next Prime Minister, and knows that that a rapidly de-unionizing Australian working class won't elect a union-run Labor party.

But his detractors are also clever. They realize this is the beginning of the end for the Labor party, which is about to be cast adrift in the political quagmire just like the Australian Democrats.

The Greens have taken the loony left, the Liberal party has taken the right, and the two middle-left parties will just wallow around squabbling about asylum-seekers and Telstra privatization.

The ALP has given up its raison d'etre. They used to be in favor of the nationalization of the main means of production, but having sold Qantas and the Commonwealth Bank, they could hardly call themselves anti-privatization. This didn't matter if they were still pro-union - they could still claim to represent the union-worker whether the industries were privatized or not. But now they can no longer make that claim.

Longer term, the ALP could have survived as a union-force if it had kept its union soul. It would never again have won office, but it would have remained a political power. But now, the long term for the ALP is irrelevance.

Things are different in the short-term though, if the Liberal party make some dreadful mistakes (like appointing Peter (Smirky) Costello as leader), Simon is still in with a chance in the next election. Simon doesn't really care about the long term future of the ALP. He has one shot at becoming Prime Minister, and destroying the ALP is a small price to pay for that chance.

Tony (head-kicker) Abbot (one of the other Prime Ministerial contenders), is also basing his main strategy on bashing Simon's former employers. The similarity between Tony and Simon here is, well, striking.


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