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» The Ruddocks: Wall to Wall Lawyers   2002-09-16 21:43 Strawman
Plain Dull

The Ruddocks were this week's feature in the ABC's 2002-09-16 dullest hour - Australian Story. It featured the history of two dull lawyers in the nation's biggest dating club, the Young Liberals, leading to their dull, but happy marriage, and the raising of their not so happy daughter, Kirsty.

Kirsty, now a 30 year old lawyer, described herself as 'upset' that her father couldn't take a more 'compassionate' approach to asylum seekers. There is something slightly nauseating about a lawyer demanding their right to be 'compassionate' with other people's money.

Lawyers of course have the most to gain through protracted legal battles over asylum law technicalities at taxpayer expense. That's why most of them have been so outraged by Phil and John's Pacific Solution - it puts career opportunities out of their reach.

But then again, what did Phil expect when he sent his eldest daughter to Law School? What was he thinking?

Kirsty said she is leaving the country, largely because she can't cope with Australia's policies on refugees. She is going to do volunteer work in a developing country. But what's she going to do when people ask about her background? Probably take a leaf out of Ali Baktiari's book, and lie about it.

Her qualifications in law will certainly come in handy for that.

As a result there is now one less lawyer in the country. That's got to be a win for Australia. Hopefully she left her passport behind.


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