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» Some of my best friends are racists   2009-07-31 16:59 bovination
Racist? Me?

Many years ago, some of us oldies recall the excesses of our Islamic guests after a certain Salman Rushdie published a tacky little novel which poked fun at the Religion of Peace. A fatwa was proclaimed against Salman Rushdie for daring to mock Islam, and the Islamic community called for Salman Rushdie's execution.

This was at the dizzying heights of political correctness and any of us who expressed nervousness about the behavior of our excitable guests were quickly shouted down by the academe, the feminists, the international socialists and any of the factions generally associated with leftist ideology. Even television programs showing graphic female mutilation at the hands (well, actually the knives) of members of the Religion of Peace were merely met with tut-tuttings and vague mutterings about tolerance and the importance of cultural relativism.

Over time, of course, the proponents Religion of Peace realized that the conversion of Western countries to Islam required a smarter game. They appointed spin doctors to assist the mainstream to avoid 'mis-understandings' about what Allah fan-bois were actually saying.

"Cut off the Kaffir's fingers one by one" apparently didn't actually mean any such thing - it just meant "show your enemy your are strong". "The Kaffir must die" actually meant "we want peace" (presumably after the Kaffir are all dead). We were warned against literal translations of Islamic sermons, because "the Arabic language is full of simile and metaphor".

Apparently in Arabic it is impossible to say "the cat sat on the mat" without including loudly shouting "Death to the Kaffir", or at least making references to leaving the meat out. Arabic is indeed a strange and subtle language.

But the Islamic spokesmen were there help us mere Kaffir through these cultural difficulties, and to loudly proclaim "mistranslation" or (when that failed) "out of context". One such spokesman is Keysar Trad.

Some of the Kaffir have been rather critical of Keysar Trad over time, and recently Keysar took 2GB Broadcaster Jason Morrison to court for defamation over statements made on air. Apparently Keysar took umbrage to being called 'racist'.

Unfortunately Keysar lost the case, and has to pay costs because the judge said .. well .. that he was racist. Oops.

The president of the Australian Federation of Islamic Councils, Ikebal Patel, was 'surprised' and commented: "I thought that what [Keysar] was saying was quite conciliatory".

Maybe that's a translation for "he wasn't calling for the sudden and painful death of the Kaffir for a change".

Anyway, after playing the race card for all of his career, Keysar has just been trumped.

Read'em and reap, Keysar.


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