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» Exploring the War Arguments - part 27   2003-03-05 21:10 Strawman
Waste not want not

Only the intellectually confused and the very misguided believe there is no need for a powerful military deterrent. Most people accept the need for a large (or at least significant) standing army which is ready to deploy at the drop of a bomb and defend God, Queen, and country - or at least the triple fronted brick veneer we like to call home, and the 4WD baby killer we use to ferry the kids to receive their collective programming by the feminists in the education department.

But armies are like large companies: they have large fixed costs. Just as a large company has to pay rent, wages, electricity and Microsoft software licenses before they make a single widget, armies have to buy tanks, guns, bombs, submarines, and pay salaries to their staff just to have soldiers running around shouting 'bang' in training exercises and marching up and down the square in straight lines yelling political slogans like 'left .. left .. left'.

And all before they've killed a single individual!

Traditionally, governments have used the economic surplus of their populations to wage war on other governments. A morally questionable tactic perhaps, but one which led to larger kingdoms, and impressive economies of scale.

In modern times, Western governments have chosen instead to use most of the economic surplus to subsidize poverty - but not all of it. Some of the surplus goes on paying for a large standing army to ensure the security of their tax-base.

But there is lots of lots of surplus just sitting there. Why have an entire army sitting around doing bugger-all when there are people that need killing? There are countries in turmoil, entire populations in need of rescuing from dictatorships (and probably a few that need rescuing from themselves).

The US employs over a million people in their defense department. These are good Americans who need to feel useful; to be wanted; to be loved. What better way than to effect regime change in a few unpopular dictatorships?

And remember - it's not force when it's for the common good. Just ask any self-respecting leftie.