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» Coming War   2003-02-09 01:16 Strawman
Let's all get naked and lie in a great big pile

'Men never listen', is the age-old complaint of women - and it is just as valid in the current political climate. So is is any wonder that women have to do bizarre things to get the attention of powerful men?

Feeling their complaints couldn't be heard above the drums of war, 750 desperate women wanting some attention from Australia's most powerful politician, decided on a visual form of communication. They took off their clothes in protest about the coming Gulf War.

The protest wasn't exactly a public one though - they simply chose to get naked on private property near Byron Bay, and form the words 'NO WAR' in a heart-shape out of their bodies, while the media took photos from a respectable distance.

The organizer said that she wasn't totally comfortable with nudity, but she was going to get her gear off anyway in the hope that John Howard would notice. Surely a worthy goal, but with Australian obesity rates approaching those of the US, Johnny might have gotten the wrong message. Most of these women would have looked a whole lot better if they didn't eat so much - what better justification for putting the 10% GST on food, so they could afford 10% less?

In the US there was a similar protest in which 30 women braved freezing temperatures in New York's Central Park to form the words 'NO BUSH'. Reports didn't say whether their claim was true.

But there could be a trend here. It seems that the word NO is regaining popularity within women's groups. Though in visual form some of the old slogans may need to be refined -

What part of NO don't you understand?

I'm not sure .. could I take a closer look?