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» Children Overboard Ploy Backfires   2002-10-24 23:28 Strawman
Issue Finally Sunk

The carefully orchestrated 'Children Overboard' witch-hunt came to fruition today. Instead of causing the big splash the Left hoped for, it pretty much blew up in the face of the protagonists.

The inquiry, dominated by the Left, was carefully designed to embarrass the government and the Australian Defense Force but was cut short when embarrassing facts around the events themselves began to surface. Little things - like the fact that an asylum seeker had threatened to throw a child overboard (that was on the video), the fact that people had then sunk their own boat (effectively throwing everyone overboard, children and all), and the fact that 18 days after this, a child was actually thrown overboard (details here) though from another boat.

But the worst thing for the Left was the timing of the final report. Nine days after nearly a hundred Australians were murdered by terrorists in Bali, Australians couldn't really care whether a bunch Pakistani asylum-seekers pretending to be from Afghanistan threw their kids overboard or not. They were more concerned with their national security. And frankly, the difference between a) throwing children overboard and b) threatening to throw children overboard and then sinking the whole boat, seemed a little bit moot. And further reports of foreigners drowning due to overloading their foreign boat off the coast of a foreign land barely raised a ripple.

The Greens may be keeping up the water-on-stone treatment on this issue for a while yet, but Simon (I-can-protect-our-borders-too) Crean just wants to sink this one as soon as possible. The more he stirs it up, the wetter he looks when he tries to play the strong-man. He just has to keep Carmen (unsinkable) Lawrence out of site until the next election. Good luck, Simon - you'll need it!



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