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» Death to the suicide bombers!   2005-03-01 19:15 Strawman
Impotence and suicide bombing

Statists on the left and right of politics seem to have been a little surprised by the number of suicide bombers popping out (so to speak) in Iraq. Hearing about some psychotic suicidal Muslim making a public spectacle of himself by blowing himself (and often several hapless bystanders) into more pieces than a space shuttle crew member seems almost a daily occurrence.

Having not collected statistics on the kill ratio of such events (ie the number of dead bystanders versus the number of dead suicide bombers), a guesstimate will have to suffice: it's probably around 3:1, which makes it a pretty inefficient way to fight a war without population superiority. It means that you have to have to start with more than one quarter of the population of the enemy to actually win.

Even at September-11 ratios, where 19 Muslim psychopaths managed to achieve a kill ratio of 150:1, they would still need two million psychos to take out the American population. And that's even assuming that the psychos had the same fertility rate as the rest of the population. Most suicide bombers seem to be young and childless, so taking out someone who already has 5 grandchildren is kind of pointless.

So unless the Clerics can recruit two million suicide bombers and get them US visas, the whole thing is pretty pointless really. Likewise in Iraq - more people die in car accidents than suicide bombings, so the population are not actually that alarmed. And taking out two American soldiers a day from an army of around a million? It might make good TV, but strategically it's a bit of a giggle. There's no shortage of rednecks volunteering for a bit of Middle-Eastern target practice.

Suicide bombing is basically like a powerless infantile tantrum of an objectionable teenager who wants something that no-one is willing to give it. An annoying, but futile exercise, which serves to underscore their immaturity and inability for objective thought and reason, and the refusal to take responsibility for their own problems.

But every cloud has a silver lining - it does marginally reduce the population of Islamicists. Maybe suicide bombing is Allah's way of pruning psychos off the evolutionary tree? About time Allah helped to clean up his mess!