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» Johnny's new Pacific solution   2003-06-25 21:15 Strawman
Badge-engineered solution

Johnny (deputy-sheriff) Howard, was trying out his badge today, committing Australian police, troops and miscellaneous law people to bring some law 'n' order to the failed nation of the Solomon Islands in what he called a 'new policy direction'.

Doubtless there are squishy leftie chain-blame arguments making the Solomons Islands failure all the fault of some diabolical white males, but the reality is that sometimes countries just don't take. And unlike failed businesses, which are eventually forced to cease trading and sell off their remaining assets to others who will make more productive use of them, when countries fail they just limp on and on, perpetuating the misery on their unfortunate inhabitants.

The British gave the island nation full independence in 1978, and a slow, but inevitable collapse into lawlessness ensued. Initially most of the judiciary were British, and thereby generally above the 'one-tok' (tribal favoritism) system of the locals, but it wasn't enough to maintain law and order.

Enter Savior Johnny, who says that the existing system is likely to harbor drug smuggling, money laundering, and terrorism.

It's a little hard to see how these things could affect Australia - it's just as easy to search arrivals from the Solomons as Tehran or Kabul, but it would be impolitic for Johnny to say the real reason for going in: we don't want to see a Chinese military base in the Pacific.

No one is using the term 're-colonization' yet, and Jonny (we-know-best) Howard isn't willing to go that far. Under the proposed deal, the country maintains sovereignty, but law and order services are courtesy of the Australian taxpayer.

This could work out well for the Solomons, and is claimed to have overwhelming local support. Traditional foreign aid has caused incalculable damage to many third world countries, serving simply to prop up corrupt tin-pot pseudo-democracies at the expense of their populations. Particularly damaging are the politically correct forms which (in a effort to avoid being being culturally elitist) don't dictate what aid money is spent on, but merely give it to the governments themselves. Somehow people believe that money given to an organization which has ruined an entire country's economy will be well spent. Yet another conclusion of cultural relativism.

But this is aid with a difference - it's not economic aid, it's just a law and order package. People might be safe in their homes, feel safe enough to send their children to school, or send the missus out to buy a few beers. It's got to be a good thing. Eventually people might even feel secure enough to start businesses, and actually create wealth.

This is unlikely though. Unfortunately the aid is not about real law-and-order, and will be less about protecting property rights than just keeping the peace. That's a start, but it doesn't meet the minimum requirement for creation of wealth. And with a greedy and corrupt government relieved of the duty for maintaining law and order themselves, they are likely to spend their energies pursuing less violent means of theft - taxing and regulating their population's lives.

So the Solomon Islands will stumble on as a semi-failed nation, the drugs, the dirty money, the terrorists and the Chinese will be kept out, Johnny will hold his head up high as a big fish in the Pacific pond, and his commitments will remove any international pressure for Australia to fill her share of body-bags in the messy aftermath of fighting in Iraq.

A clever move, Johnny - surely worthy of the wisdom of Solomon.

  • Strawman makes straw men -- derrida derider 2003-06-26