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» When the going gets tough - cut and run!   2004-04-14 21:54 Strawman
Bring the boys back home

A year on from the sacking of the House of Hussein in the cradle of civilization, things are looking anything but. Iraq has been a learning experience for the Coalition of the Willing. Some lessons are easy, some are hard. Here are some things we now know

  • The tooth fairy, the man-friendly lesbians, and the weapons of mass destruction are clearly well hidden in the desert sands - either that or they don't actually exist in significantly large numbers.
  • Arabs really do hate Americans - it's not just a bad press.
  • Less Americans die in war than in the 'peace' that follows it.

  • Governments are good at toppling governments - not good at fighting anarchic militias. There is an impedance mismatch which greater fire power does not solve.
  • Exit strategies are best determined before the war, not in the messy aftermath.

Iraq is like a disappointing marriage. There are painful memories, lots of emotional commitment, the loss-of-face in being seen to fail, and the ever-present temptation to cut and run. Should we or shouldn't we?

Cut and Run

One problem the Americans (and their partners) have is that they have to be good guys. Any excess of force will be written up by Lefties and Islamicists as an atrocity; any atrocity committed by terrorists will be rewritten as justifiable anti-imperialist resistance. A puppet Iraqi government wouldn't have that problem.

Massacring a hundred innocent civilians in order to root out a terrorist cell would be easy for an Iraqi government - even a democratic one. So the solution is to train the locals in 'interrogation' techniques, hand over power and simply say - "if you don't follow the election rules in the constitution we wrote up for you, we'll be back to lock you all up with your mate Saddam".

It might not produce the caring, compassionate, or free democracy we have in The West, but Iraq isn't The West - it's the Middle East, and maybe a faulty, corrupt, violent democracy is the best democracy a Muslim nation can hope for.

Sticking It Out

The comparisons with Vietnam are pretty sound. Those who see the big picture realize that Vietnam wasn't a war - it was a frontline military operation in a larger war that The West won. Reagan's 'evil empire' was defeated, and socialism was totally discredited (except in the eyes of a few die-hard losers who are unable to admit defeat).

We now have a new ideological war - with Islam (or Islamicists of we insist on being politically correct). Iraq is the currently the frontline for that war. The Islamic psychos are congregating in the heart of the Middle East instead of flying airplanes into buildings closer to home.

The best place to fight a war is on someone else's territory. Ask any vietnamese.

The choice

Australians (and Americans) will make their decisions at the ballot boxes later this year. Little Johnny's supporters are adopting a stiff upper lip, and insisting that 'victory is closer than ever', and the Mark (Maddog) Latham supporters are rubbing their hands with glee over the blood, death, and Floundering of the Willing in Iraq. Even the RSL is asking what Little Johnny's exit strategy is. Which is a bit silly really. Of course Little Johnny has an exit strategy - retirement.