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» ALP Hunkers Down For a Long Opposition   2002-06-18 00:00 Strawman
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There are three kinds of political parties

  • Those in power
  • Those who hope to gain power at a future election
  • Those who know they will never be in power

And they follow different strategies.

Those in power pursue a policy tightrope between what the electorate will tolerate and what their bankrollers have paid for.

Those in opposition run a negative campaign, split between criticizing every move of the government, blaming them for every bad outcome from climbing divorce rates to droughts, and presenting a policy tightrope between what the electorate will tolerate, and what their bankrollers are paying for.

Those who know they will never be in power play fairy god-mother and can say whatever they like provided it is sufficiently feel-good. People vote for them because of disgust at the major parties, and the only issue for the protest voters is what ratbag feel-good policies they feel good about at the time.

Until recently these three strategies matched the Liberal, ALP and Democrat parties pretty closely. The Liberals were busy getting on with the job, handing out corporate welfare to their business sponsors, while determined to subsidize only abject poverty. The ALP were catering to the union bankrollers, while trying to find policies to capture the votes of the multicultural feminist academics. The Democrats were promising to subsidize everything except free beer, knowing that they would never actually have to actually live in the world which their policies would create.

But there has been a subtle change in Australian politics. The Liberal party team are very experienced at running the agenda, but they got off to a pretty shaky start to their term.

  • Peter ('I need a holiday') Hollingworth's failure to handle child abuse in the church. They just waited that one out.
  • A certain maritime incident. Which demonstrated that a child was thrown into the water (just not on that day), and released video footage which scared many Australians into hardening their stance on mandatory detention.
  • Michael (Dr Smoothy) Wooldridge spending a few million on his future employer so they could give much of it back to him as 'consultancy fees'(but they just took it back before he got it).

They are now back to their controlling the agenda tricks, and the ALP has been running around like a barking dog in a cage trying to find something they can sink their teeth into. The Liberal government is just quietly introducing their reforms bit by bit. Not doing anything too fast or too radical, and playing Kim (fat-boy) Beasley's small-target game.

The subtle change has come over the last few days. It looked at first like the ALP just felt the need to resist something (anything) the government was doing so that it could look like a strong opposition. They choose two things which seem like bad choices: reductions in pharmaceutical benefits subsidies, and the excision of Australia's northern islands for immigration purposes.

The excision issue is one which is likely to popular with the electorate - particularly if the public natural nationalistic instincts are raised by another boat-load of asylum seekers. The ALP will be the party that didn't stop it, and that will spell electoral disaster for them.

Interestingly too, the pharmaceutical benefits subsidies are a budgetary issue, and may provide the trigger for a double dissolution. That means a snap election, and the leader of the opposition is not ready for that.

The ALP has provided no alternative to excision apart from 'greater cooperation with Indonesia', which is a wish, not a policy. But still they have chosen to prevent the excision which was enabled by legislation which they supported shortly before the last election.

Why would they do this? One reason - they are no longer a party which expects to win government any time soon, and are taking the steps to prevent the decimation of their party. They are getting nibbled away from the left (by the Democrats), and nibbled away from the right (many redneck workers are now voting Liberal), and there isn't much middle ground. The pursuit of political correctness and affirmative action which served them so well in the 1980s has lost its zeal, and there aren't really that many redneck feminist academics who will approve of the squishy incoherent set of policies they have come to represent.

But why resist for the sake of it, knowing that having no alternative makes them look ineffectual? Why not agree with sensible and popular strategy and prove they are responsible enough to take government?

Because, in short, they know they are in for a long opposition, and they are hunkering down to weather the storm. Peter (dig-my-smirk) Costello on the ABC's Lateline said that they had adopted a permanent opposition mind-set. They are not trying to look like a competent government - the best they can do is to look like a competent opposition, so people will send their protest votes that way. They simply have to critize everything the government does, and not be seen to agree with them on anything. The ALP has just given up the middle ground to the Liberal Party.

Of course, the resistance policy also serves Simon (I-am-the-man) Crean's agenda to look like a strong leader. He had to take a stand on something. Simon, unable to control the agenda nationally, can at least control the agenda within his own party. Simply agreeing with the Government's policies didn't satisfy his own party that he was the man. He's not. But neither is his party.

Simon is not trying for a promotion to PM - he's just trying to keep his current job. And the ALP is hunkering down for a long, lean opposition. It may be even longer than they expected if they are routed in a double dissolution.

Simon, Simon, resistance is futile!


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