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    » Friendly Fire - The Smiling Assassin   2002-11-14 21:54 Strawman
    A big hello to all my Australian fans

    Chief Bali bomber suspect, identified only as Amrozi, smiled and laughed during a police interrogation in Indonesia while admitting his part in the massacre of some 170 people. This should come as no surprise to anyone - psychopaths are without conscience, and therefore without remorse - though apparently they often enjoy the public spot-light.

    What did surprise people is the circumstances of the interrogation. Amrozi was not interviewed by the head of the Bombing investigation, but by Indonesia's top policeman, in a bizarre media event. The official line was that the authorities were determined to show that they were not mistreating their suspect. Far from it in fact - police chatted with him and laughed at his jokes.

    Everyone has their 15 minutes of fame, and the Indonesian police were obviously keen to take full advantage of theirs. At one point all the police present gathered around for a photo. The police can be seen gathered around the suspect smiling for their group photo.

    All cultures have their own ways of coping with grief, but this is very different to the Western norms. Australian victims and their families were clearly quite distressed by it.

    With Indonesia criticizing Australia's raids on suspected Muslim fundamentalists, Indonesia is clearly being far kinder to theirs. Even to their mass-murderers.

    And Indonesia's traditional reluctance to take action against those who commit atrocities? Maybe they will dismiss this as a cultural misunderstanding, or maybe he will get the death penalty - depending on political whim in one of the most corrupt nations on the planet.

    But as those Australians anxious to make us a multicultural society would remind us, we have an obligation to respect the way they do things. Apparently though, the obligation is not reciprocated.

    » Naked Protest   2002-11-14 21:51 Strawman
    Evolutionary Art

    Three generous young women were kind enough to provide some light entertainment at today's protests in the streets of Sydney. A group of thugs trying to stop people from freely trading with others in foreign countries protested violently, shouting slogans justifying violence in the name of peace, while protesting about the prospect of war with a dictator who does exactly that.

    But while the "Violence For Peace" groups were off breaking things and shouting hate slogans at the police, these women stripped down to only red paint and silly grins, then prostrated themselves on a big US flag.

    An odd way to show support for a culture which persecutes women who do not cover their bodies with 'appropriate modesty', but that detail was clearly missed by appreciative onlookers.

    Of course Bob (pro freedom expression) Carr had banned all protests during the visitation of the VIPs at the WTO conference, and the police had to work out how to deal with the situation. In a desperate attempt to stop masses of Sydneyites joining the civil disobedience, leaving their offices and joining the mob, they had little choice but to take the women into their custody. Though the women were later released 'without conviction'.

    More demonstrations are planned for tomorrow, and with entertainment like that, they should be well attended.

    But will all these attendees actually agree with the ideals of the protesters? Well .. let's undress that issue when we come to it.

    » Noel Pearson: Vision, Insight and Criticism - but no Solutions.   2002-11-11 22:16 Strawman
    The First, Noel

    Aboriginal activist and media-tart Noel Pearson has been on the ABC's 'Australian Story', again lamenting the plight of the Australian Aborigines.

    However Noel is an Aboriginal activist with a difference. He has more insight into Aboriginal problems than any other Aboriginal leader.

    People generally get educated out of common-sense and into stupidity, and Noel (lawyer) Pearson appears to have been no exception. But since being back with his people at Cape York he seems to have had some of that outback-common-sense knocked back into him.

    Unlike the other Aboriginal activists, he has spotted the link between welfare dependence, and substance abuse. He has also admitted the dreadful problems with sexual abuse and incest in Aboriginal communities.

    He even said that full citizenship for Aborigines (granted in 1967) was a mixed blessing. On the positive side it brought human rights and land-rights, but on the negative side it removed Aborigines from the mainstream economy. He agrees that the much leftist-lauded 'equal wages decision' made a whole race unemployed, and 'work-free money' and alcohol availability destroyed the remnants of Aboriginal culture.

    Unfortunately Noel's recent clarity of vision doesn't extend to actually seeing a solution. On the one hand he talks about the injustice of the previous generation being paid in tobacco, food and only small amounts of money, but then fully admits that 'money is the fuel for the drug problem, and the fuel for the petrol [sniffing] problem'.

    He wants to have an outright ban on alcohol, but seems to have no understanding of the violation of human rights that any enforcement would require.

    And his alternative to government-funded welfare seems to be government-funded 'business initiatives' - mostly based around the victim-industry of Aboriginal art and tourism. Government grants for painting dots on non-functional digeridoos to sell to whites who are desperate to hand over guilt-money is hardly going to bring the Indigenous people into mainstream society.

    However, in spite of Noel's short-comings, he deserves some credit. At least he can see the causes of the problem, even if he can't see the solution.

    » US War Technology - Beautiful to Behold   2002-11-11 19:02 Strawman
    Smart and Happy, but do they have a conscience?

    With a firm-sounding UN resolution on Iraq, the Warmongers and armchair generals may have to wait until the next war before seeing the latest US war technology. Nonetheless, the US are still preparing for war, because they are not really expecting compliance.

    The US has perfected a very obvious, but very simple weapon - an intelligent, but passive bomb which makes the smart bombs used in the last Gulf War look positively dumb by comparison.

    Veteran CNN viewers may remember the carefully edited video-clips of US smart bombs flying into the front doors of Iraqi bunkers and such-like, as proud generals narrated like doting parents. Of course the ones that missed ended up on the cutting room floor.

    That technology relied on a pilot flying a guide plane above the target area, and a navigator guiding the weapon down to its target. Quite a few flight crews were shot down in the process, and Saddam made life very uncomfortable for them until the end of the war. He had them beaten up until they agreed to be videoed saying what a great guy he was. Even at the end of the war he wouldn't release them until their bruises healed.

    But the latest US technology doesn't even need the navigators to guide the bombs. These are pretty much conventional bombs, but they have computer controlled tail-fins with Global Positioning System (GPS) and inertial guidance backup. They can be programmed for their destination, and released 10,000m up and 20Km away and drift gracefully down to their targets while the pilots turn and head for home. The crew can be most of the way back to some R&R by the time the weapons hit (within a few meters of) their target. And in case they can't find a gung-ho pilot to fly the plane, they can even be launched from their pilotless Drones.

    Of course the weak GPS signal can be blocked, but then the inertial guidance takes over, which halves the accuracy.

    And the cost? Well because the US military is such a good customer, their suppliers have been giving them a bulk discount at a mere $30,000 each. Much cheaper than a Tomahawk cruise missile, which comes in at over $1 million.

    Ever wondered why the Americans seemed to be using Tomahawks like they were going out of fashion in the Gulf? Well, it's because they were. Can you imagine the embarrassment of having to use out-of-date tomahawks for 40 times the price of the newer technology. The American military would be the laughing stock of the Middle East - until they got bombed anyway.

    The US is getting pretty good bang for their buck. Modern wars are won on industrial strength and technology, and both require fragile infrastructure. At 30,000 a pop, the US can easily destroy more infrastructural asset than the cost of manufacturing the bomb, and all without risking an American life.

    This makes the outcome of any conflict with the US quite predictable. Provided the US could ensure air-supremacy, they could simply use these weapons to battle an opponent's economy, and win any war by technological attrition. Quite literally bombing them back to the stone-age.

    Now that's progress!

    » For All Her Faults We Love Her So ..   2002-11-08 20:11 Strawman
    Gibraltar's Stiff Upper Lip

    England and Spain have been at loggerheads over sovereignty of an unattractive lump of limestone in the Mediterranean called Gibraltar.

    It was one of those awkward yours-mine-yours-mine regions in the endless European wars throughout history.

    Now Britain wants to hand it back, or at least agree to joint sovereignty with Spain - something firmly and aggressively rejected by the inhabitants of the island in a recent referendum on the subject. Presumably they would rather be part of a semi-busted-arsed country than a corrupt semi-busted-arsed country.

    But Britain has stated that it will ignore the referendum.

    This has a certain irony, because in 1981 Britain went to war with Argentina (a nation of Spanish offspring), after it re-annexed the South-Atlantic Falkland Islands which have a similar history.

    At that point, the British said they were quite willing to discuss sovereignty of the Falklands in the United Nations - provided the wishes of the population were taken into account. It should come as no surprise that the Falkland islanders didn't want to be part of Argentina, which has since regressed gracefully from dictatorship to bankruptcy.

    But apart from the absolute hypocrisy of the British, why is this an issue at all?

    In the 'new improved' EU environment, why does Gibraltar have to belong to either country? They could pay their protection money to the EU military, and just be a sovereign state within the EU.

    There are only two reasons why countries enter into territorial disputes:

    • So that the rulers can exploit the natural resources. There may be oil, fish, minerals or peasants to exploit.
    • Because it is militarily important - it is a good staging post for you to invade someone else, or for someone else to invade you.

    War is not an important issue within the EU - there are no territorial disputes, hence Gibraltar is no longer of strategic importance to either country. So it can only be exploitation. So who is exploiting who? Well, the answer in obvious from the preferences of the parties involved.

    • Spain wants Gibraltar to be part of Spain;
    • Gibraltar wants Gibraltar be part of England;
    • England wants to be rid of Gibraltar.

    Clearly the Spaniards intend to pursue their tradition of pillaging foreign countries and, like most of South America, then turning them into corrupt bankrupt pseudo-democracies. And the Gibraltans are desperate to continue the subsidization and freeloading which they get from England.

    Fat chance! Keep waving that Union Jack, guys, the Spanish conquistadors are coming!

    » Multiculturalism Withering on the Vine   2002-11-07 18:21 Strawman
    Neville Roach - bleating to the enemy

    ABC-2002-11-07 reports that Neville (where's-my-affirmative-action) Roach has declared that multiculturalism is now on 'life support'. The former chair of the Council for Multicultural Affairs has attacked not only the government, but also the opposition for not taking a stronger pro-multicultural stance before the last election.

    So far so good - multiculturalism isn't the vote puller that it used to be, the government tit is drying up, and he is throwing an infantile tantrum. Nothing unusual about that, but it gets better - he has also said that if people had an alternative they may not have returned the Coalition to government. He claims that if the opposition had gone to the poll on a pro-multicultural platform in the aftermath of the Tampa and the September-11 attacks that Australians would have voted them into office!

    This is a claim which could only be made by the insane, the very stupid, or the very desperate. Like Bashir's claim that the Bali bombings were committed by the CIA, this claim has a purpose - it won't convince anyone outside his 'multicultural sphere', but it makes him look like the hard-man within his own group. The only rational motive? He's facing a threat from within the group.

    Of course his original premise is correct - multiculturalism is on life support. It was always pretty brain-dead, but now we are just seeing the dying spasms. A mercy killing is called for. Where's the switch?

    » Water Theft   2002-11-06 22:33 Strawman
    How much would you pay for this?

    Johnny (confiscation-protects-property) Howard has claimed that farmers who have their water allocations taken away for environmental protection reasons will be 'duly compensated'.

    While the ownership of water-rights is complex, water-rights are effectively privately owned in this country - they can be purchased, sold, traded and transfered.

    So what does John (pro-nationalization) Howard think that an appropriate compensation is? Is it the market price? Below the market price? Above the market price?

    If it is above the market price, then the taxpayer is paying more than they could just buy the water-rights for - a stupid idea. If it is the market price, then they could be just purchased on the free market, and there would be no need for compulsory acquisition - hence the idea is stupid. If it is less than the market price, it's theft.

    Taking something from someone and giving them half the value of it is stealing 50% of it (even when the morality of using force is discounted). Taking something and giving 90% of the value is stealing 10% of it.

    So the only just and fair way for the government to acquire water rights for its environmental concerns is to purchase the water on the free market (and at the market value).

    Interestingly, the market value also gives a pretty good idea of the real cost of the policy. Suppose the market value for a mega-liter (Ml) of water is $100.00 (currently it's higher, because of the drought), this is a pretty good measure of the productivity that a farmer can use it for. Why? Because if no farmer could make $100.00 of extra income from it, they wouldn't pay, and the price would drop. And if lots of farmers could make more that $100.00 extra income from it, then the price would increase. So $100 would be a pretty good measure of the lost-income from taking it away from farmers.

    Moderate conservationists are tipping that 3,000 giga-liters (Gl) of water per annum are needed to save the Coorong at the Murray mouth. At $100/Ml, 3,000Gl will cost $AU300,000,000 per annum (yup that's 300 million per annum).

    Hence saving the Coorong will cost $300 million per year (more this year, less others). Are the pelicans worth it? How many people could you feed with $300 million worth of food each year?

    Of course the government could also buy the water outright - enduring allocations are currently fetching around $800/Ml. So a mere $AU2,400,000,000 once-off cost (yup that's 2.4 billion dollars) can save the Coorong. Of course if we were really serious about it we would take into account the fact that only 3% of the water allocation is available this year because of the drought, so we would have to buy 100,000Gl. The price? A bargain at 72 billion dollars! Nearly half of the entire annual federal budget! Half as much as the entire GDP of New Zealand! That's nearly as much as the entire national debt racked up the by the last Labor Government's 13 year spending frenzy!

    Some people will think it's worth it, some won't - Australians will debate these kinds of issues for as long as there is an Australia, but one thing seems certain. The government will avoid the rational free market approach like the plague. Having people able to objectively look at the cost of conservationist policies would undermine the usefulness of the tried and true slogans 'Greens cost jobs!' and 'people before profits!'.

    That wouldn't suit the agenda of either side of politics.

    » Another round of anti-Australian hatred   2002-11-06 22:32 Strawman
    With friends like these ..

    About 300 students protested yesterday at the Australian Embassy in Jakarta shouting anti-Australian slogans. They are blaming Australia for the Bali bombings, and were apparently also angry about Australian authorities raiding the homes of Indonesian citizens living in Australia. Australia has been accused of ethnic cleansing.

    The funny thing is, that when Australians feel they are in danger in Indonesia, they just leave (and the Indonesians scream about being victims of that). But when Indonesians living in Australia claim to be in danger, they refuse to leave, and the Indonesians spew anti-Australian hatred.

    The protesters were certainly right about something - Australia and Indonesia are very different countries.

    » Howard Government Waters Down Free Market Ideals   2002-11-05 20:40 Strawman
    The Intellectual Elite's Solution

    ABC-2002-11-05 reports that a water management report Blueprint for a Living Continent by high profile scientists, including the CSIRO's John Williams is under serious consideration by John (lets-pretend-to-be-pro-free-market) Howard.

    The report starts out stating the very obvious, that Australia cannot be drought-proofed. Most of the inhabitants of the driest continent on the planet didn't need to employ the intellectual elite for that, but they do apparently need the intellectual elite to lead them totally off the path of common sense.

    Among other idiocies, the report calls for:

    an immediate end to broadscale land clearing, paying farmers to maintain environmental services like clean water and healthy soils, and extra costs on food and water to pay farmers to farm sustainably.

    In other words, more interference in the market.

    John (corporate-welfare-is-ok) Howard, still enjoying the sweet electoral aftertaste from giving sugar-cane farmers $AU150M in subsidies for not growing sugar, seems to have acquired a greater taste for subsidizing other unprofitable food producers.

    Presumably any unprofitable farmer who is farming infeasible land, and rapidly turning their asset into salt-pan will be subsidized. As the damage to the land gets greater and greater, the more and more subsidies will be pumped into continuing to over-exploit it. Meanwhile any efficient farmer who has rich healthy soil, and could achieve even greater productivity and efficiency by clearing more land (and buying water-rights on the free market to irrigate it) will be forbidden from doing so.

    The ignorance of the scientists who formulated the report is obvious from the description of 'healthy soil' as a 'service'. Healthy soil is not a service any more than a mechanically-sound truck locked in a garage is a service. It's not a service, it's an asset that can be used to provide a service, and if the owner is stupid enough to damage it, he will bear the cost.

    When water is treated like a commodity, farmers can sink or swim on their own merits - not on the perceived worthiness of their chosen occupation. It will flush many infeasible farmers out of business, including any who do not farm 'sustainability' - their land will be left to return to its natural state, and the damage to the soil will stop. This will allow their water quotas to be purchased by other more efficient farmers - some of whom may wish to clear land to increase their productivity.

    Australia will become the clever country when individuals are free to use their own innovation to exploit their own resources. By following the government-employed intellectual elite, with their narrow collectivist view, she is well on her way to sinking into collective poverty.

    » Elephants? I'll Have Mine Poached   2002-11-04 20:45 Strawman
    Headed for the Elephant Graveyard

    ABC-2002-11-04 Reports that the United Nations' "Trade and Endangered Species" convention in Chile is going to vote on whether to overturn the 1989 ban on ivory, after African nations have proposed selling 11 tonnes a year, mostly from stock-piles confiscated from ivory poachers.

    Ivory is actually a pretty useless material. Presumably it will be sold to men in Asia who think that it works like Viagra, or to tourists who think that the little white carvings are authentically south-east Asian, or maybe to red-neck racial supremicists who think that removing all ebony from their piano keyboard is a good start. There's no accounting for taste: like they say, if you think it's an aphrodisiac, then it is! Elephant feet, on the other hand, make very practical umbrella stands.

    Of course the ivory ban was one of the most disastrous things for elephants. Reducing the supply of ivory raises the price (yes, just like the war on drugs), and therefore creates larger incentives to poachers. The most efficient way for the poachers to take the ivory is to kill the elephants. Knocking them out with drugs for long enough to saw off the tusks is expensive and risky. Further, there is no money or incentive for anyone to protect the elephants - they have no owners, and even if they did, those owners would not have the financial resources to protect the elephants - because they would have no income. Why? Because they couldn't sell the ivory!

    On the other hand, if people were able to run large areas as elephant farms, the elephants would have economic value. They would be jealously and greedily guarded by their owners, who would be far more determined than any corrupt government official to not only protect them, but breed more of them. Sheep and cattle are not exactly on the endangered species list - because they are farmed.

    The ivory trade is big business. Privately managed it could be a lot bigger. 24-hour satellite monitoring of every elephant would be quite feasible with the expected value of the farmed ivory. A video satellite feed for each elephant will be feasible in a few years.

    Of course the African nations are not talking about private ownership. The corrupt governments claim to be capable of running this themselves - using money from ivory sales on elephant protection. Principles of private ownership would undermine the begging-bowl culture built up between first and third-world countries through the UN.

    The African nations are choosing to ignore the fact that their corruption and incompetence will prevent proper protection of the elephants because they have their eyes on the bribes they can collect from the elephant trade, but it is a step in the right direction.

    Unfortunately many other nations (including Australia) are not going to support the move. Australia's reason? 'A firm commitment to elephant conservation'. The Howard government must be trying to attract the green vote.

    For most self-described conservationists, stopping people making money is more important than saving elephants from extinction.

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