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    » Maddog Lingers   2005-01-13 18:34 Strawman
    .. like a festering sore

    Mark (Maddog) Latham was feeling too sorry for himself over the Christmas break to offer words of comfort and sympathy for Asian tsunami victims, and left it up to his senior colleagues to whine about the Howard Government not spending enough tax money. He was even giving his senior colleagues the silent treatment forcing them to face the media pack without the encouraging words of support from their Dear Leader.

    Apparently he wasn't feeling too sorry for himself to go to his luxury resort, paddle in the pool with the kids, and buy junk food from the local fish and chip shop, but hey - it's all part of the recovery treatment.

    After his disastrous election result, many ALP supporters were hoping he was going to use his illness as a dignified escape to the obscurity to the back bench, and let that pinnacle of health and fitness, Kim (Fatboy) Beasley, have another go at bringing down Johnny (stickin' like mud) Howard.

    But, showing a tenacity worthy of Little Johnny himself, the absentee leader has decided to stay on in his role as party leader and return to work later in the month. His possibly-stress-related pancreatitis isn't going to stop him from applying for (arguably) the most stressful job in the country.

    Before the last election, Maddog demanded a guarantee from Little Johnny that he could guarantee to stay the entire electoral term. With his poor health, he can hardly make that claim himself, it seems unreasonable to expect it of others. So it will be interesting to see what demands he will make in the next election campaign.

    Can Australia afford to have leader who can't handle stress, and who runs for the sick-bed whenever a 'hard' decision has to be made. If the historical success of government interference is any indication, maybe so. Australia may be better off re-electing Harold Holt as Prime Minister.

    Regardless, every socialite knows that you have to be there or be bitched about, and there's no shortage of bitching in the ALP over the break. Between poor health, and the long knives of the ALP star chamber, Maddog's next severe pain might be sticking out of his back. And lying flat on his back will only make that pain worse.

    » Mourning Kofi goes down well with latte set   2004-12-31 19:21 Strawman
    Aid trickle becomes a flood

    The word 'tsunami' normally conjures up images of fat chicks jumping into swimming pools, but Mother Nature had the last laugh on this one. The last few days have been an education for many, and a reminder for many more that even in the age of nature's conquest, nature is to be respected and even feared.

    Baring the four riders of the apocalypse (pestilence, plague, famine and war) the tsunami in the Indian Ocean has to be the worst human disaster on record. How could we have missed this? All those scientists who found themselves in need of funding after the end of the cold war pursued other avenues of alarm - global warming or catastrophic meteor strike: why didn't anyone think of a plain old tsunami after a run-of-the-mill (albeit rather powerful) earthquake?

    Maybe 100,000 people drowning in filthy sea water from a natural disaster just wasn't sexy enough.

    But as horrible as major catastrophes are, they frequently don't compare to the horrid political stench in the aftermath. A cynical view of capitalism is that all human suffering provides an opportunity. The complimentary view of course, is that capitalism is a system which turns suffering into opportunity. As distasteful as this sounds to to those at the other end of the political spectrum, there is no shortage of 'social justice' proponents who have an uncanny ability to turn other people's suffering to their own benefit too.

    Kofi Annan, head of the global public service, had a pretty bad year. Just 8 days ago he described 2004 as his "annus horribilis", and said that he was glad that it was almost over. 2004 saw (once again) the clear demonstration of the UN's ineptnes and corruption. But even worse for Kofi was that his own son was shown to be 'involved' in the Iraqi oil-for-food bribery scandals ('involved' is UN-speak for 'financial gaining from', which in turn is a nice way of saying 'criminal').

    After fighting calls for his resignation, Kofi got the best Christmas present he could hope for - 100,000 rotting third-world corpses, and the perfect reason to call for greater subsidies from the first-world to the 'developing' nations who are now even more 'in need'. 'This is an unprecedented global catastrophe which requires an unprecedented global response'. Right - just like AIDS, global warming, world poverty and Coalitions of the Willing ignoring the UN.

    Already he is calling for not just short-term relief to save lives, but longer term 'donations' to aid the 'reconstruction' of devastated areas. That means more money flowing to the UN; more power to the centralized wannabe world government; and greater justification for an international taxation regime to reward need. (ie transfer money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries).

    Kofi is back from the precipice, back in his element, and his ability to take a long term view rivals that of any venture capitalist investing his own money.

    And he has support. We already have people complaining that governments (particularly the Australian and US governments) haven't been generous enough with donations. Your ABC reports:

    The Federal Opposition is calling on the Government to match donations Australians have made to the tsunami relief effort.

    OK, so for every donation you make willingly, they want to force you to donate that much again whether you want to or not. Talk about rewarding generosity!

    Foreign aid damages the local economy, and makes it more dependent on future aid money. Short term, organized aid will save lives. Long term aid will ensnare the local population in a more severe poverty trap.

    To every private corporation or individual who voluntarily donated their own money to help these victims - good on you. To everyone who voluntarily donated someone else's money - shame on you. Compassion is when you give your own money. When you give someone else's money it's theft. No matter how worthy you regard the cause.

    » Sobering times for Australian Democrats   2004-12-19 18:27 Strawman
    Former heavyweight about to lose a few pounds

    The Australian Democrats are not known for clear, sober reasoning at the best of times, and former party leader Andrew ('listen here, bitch!') Bartlett is a case in point. He hasn't made a sober decision for some time, and sitting on electoral death-row doesn't seem to have focused his mind. Your ABC reports that he has now said he will remain on a hunger strike as long as detainees at the Baxter detention center in South Australia's north do.

    He says he will drink water but not eat. Bartlett is well known for enjoying liquid lunches, so that shouldn't be too hard. But just water? C'mon Andrew - it's Christmas! What about a few of those bottles of red you 'liberated' from the Coalition Christmas party? It'll take your mind right off those hunger pains!

    Regardless, this attempt to wallow in self hatred is likely to end in tears. This can only go in three ways.

    1. The asylum seekers call off their hunger strike.
    2. Bartlett breaks his word - and his fast.
    3. Bartlett admits what the rest of us have known all along - that asylum-seekers are like dieting fat chicks - they cheat.

    Asylum seekers are well known for their hunger striking strategies - taking turns in skipping meals, or going on hunger strike up to three times a day - just after breakfast, lunch and dinner, then reverting to instinct like one of Pavlov's dogs as soon as they hear the food bell.

    Andrew, it seems, is also pretty pissed at the government's treatment of celebrity asylum seekers the Bakhtiyaris. The Bakhtiyaris are the Pakistani family who, after being caught out lying about being from Afghanistan two years ago, are still living at the Australian taxpayer's expense. It looks as through Amanda (Killer Whale) Vanstone has finally grown the balls to throw them out.

    Maybe the Democrats could stitch their lips together to show even greater support for the refugees? Maybe the women could mutilate their own genitals to demonstrate solidarity with the Religion of Peace? Natasha (king of the kids) Stott Despoja has already posed with a head scarf to show solidarity with Muslims - why stop there?

    On the other hand maybe Andrew should spend some time budgeting for when he will have to live on his parliamentary pension. If Cheryl (I'm the victim) Kernot is any indication, employers are not exactly lining up to employ ex-Democrat leaders, and unlike Natasha, Andrew is unlikely to be able marry a rich sugar daddy and start popping out babies for him.

    You might have to start buying by the cask, Andrew. Sobering times indeed.

    » What women want - seducing married chicks   2004-12-18 20:53 Strawman
    Scratching the seven-year itch

    Every redneck knows that the best way to stop a woman from wanting sex is to marry her. But the more experienced know that this is not the whole truth - sometimes it just makes her stop wanting sex with her husband. To appreciate this, of course, is to explode the myth that men are less inclined to respect marital fidelity than women. Homosexual dalliances aside, logic suggests that for every man cheating, a woman is knowingly doing it with him.

    Of course the woman might be unmarried, might be a highly promiscuous individual or a prostitute (or even all three), so this isn't a proof - merely an indication of availability, and a good reason for all husbands to be suspicious of the wife's interest in social intercourse.

    On the other hand, female infidelity also represents an an opportunity for enterprising men who like variety without commitment. What follows, by popular demand, is the solicited advice from someone who will, of course, deny that it is derived from any practical experience.

    Morality

    Don't seduce a married woman until you have come to terms with the morality of what you are doing. And this is easy once you realize that you are not responsible for her decisions. She may be acting totally immorally, violating her marriage contract, lying to the father of her children, and ignoring her parental responsibilities. But that doesn't mean that you are.

    You are not stealing, and you are not breaking a contract. Women are not property, and she signed her marriage contract - you didn't.

    Picking your mark

    Get real. There is no shortage of bored, lonely, neglected, dissatisfied married women looking for some spice in their lives. If you don't know any, move out of the seminary.

    The Seduction

    Normal rules apply: work out what she wants and give it to her. Just be aware that there are several possible reasons for women to play the field.

    • She likes variety - just like you do. Easy pickings. Just make it sound like sex is fun. If you want high-volume low commitment sex, this is the kind to look out for.

    • She wants to feel appreciated because hubby ignores her. These ones are easy too. Gaze into her eyes, and tell her she is the most attractive woman you have known. Just be aware that she is after emotional fulfillment - the sex for her is incidental. [ed: That means lots of .. you know .. hugs and sloppy kisses and mushy stuff].

    • She is thinking of leaving her husband, and is assessing her value in the market-place. Be cautious - these ones may get cold feet just before the home run. Be prepared to manipulate the situation so you can make her think that she is only valuable if she goes the whole distance. Don't worry if that sounds illogical. Persuasion is not about logic - it's about building little bridges and helping people to cross them.

    • She is just bored with her marriage, and wants some excitement. These ones are dangerous because they may deliberately leave clues to let hubby know what is going on. Be very cautious about these ones. They are the kind of girls who manipulated boys into fighting over them at the high-school dance. If she seems psychologically manipulative, run a mile. Then have a cold shower.

    • Her biology is telling her to choose a more attractive partner than her hubby to sire her children. She settled for someone who would stay with her, but is fully aware that other men will give genetically superior offspring. In this case your looks, wealth, physique and your status are everything. But whatever you do, don't get her pregnant. In this age of DNA paternity determination, you'll end up paying and paying. These ones are a bit hard to spot because they are not actually consciously aware of their reasons. A strong dissatisfaction with her marriage, but inability to give any concrete examples is the best sign.

    What she doesn't want

    Just as important as working out what she wants is working out what she doesn't want. She is unlikely to want a love-struck stalker letting her husband know about her affair, so the most important thing to stress is that you have remained 'friends' (a euphemism for 'on acceptably good terms') with all of your ex-girlfriends, and that the relationships ended 'because you wanted different things out of life'. What you are really saying is that you will totally accept her decision to end it at any time.

    Meeting the folks

    Don't ever meet the family. Especially the husband. You are not lying if you never meet her family. As soon as you have a relationship of trust with the husband, you are violating that trust. This becomes especially important if hubby finds out. Few men will hunt down a stranger, but many will take out revenge on a friend or acquaintance.

    Location, location, location

    Never have sex at her place when her hubby is out. Come to think of it, don't do it if hubby is in either. Unless you want an axe in your skull. If she insists on doing it at her place it is because she gets excited by risks - your risks. Don't play. Bail. Out the window if necessary.

    Logistics

    In the information age, it shouldn't be hard to organize your little trysts. Just be aware that they leave paper trails. Encouraging her to get her mobile phone bills sent to her office would be a good start. Encouraging her to delete her emails would be good to. And never put anything incriminating in writing. Save the mushy stuff for the phone or the pillow. Emails or SMS need say nothing more than "12:30 in Bankstown is fine".

    Her understanding of these things will also give you a strong indication of whether she has done this kind of thing before.

    Exit strategy

    The most important thing in any affair though, is to plan your own exit strategy. Telling her that you are totally in love is OK - provided that in the next sentence you also tell her that it's just not in your nature to ever 'settle down'.

    One thing you don't want is for the woman to leave her husband with the expectation of marrying you.

    After all - who wants to marry a woman who sleeps around on her husband?

    » Advance Australia Fair   2004-12-16 18:44 Strawman
    Girt by 'E'

    Australians all rejoice at technology. Flush toilets, motorcars and the whoopee cushion have changed the way we think about hygiene, entertainment and sex - though maybe not in that order. But alas, being young and free sometimes allows artistic tools to become weapons in the hands of philistines - as demonstrated by a recent interpretation of Australia's national anthem.

    Or at least according to Johnny (I-don't-know-much-about-art-but-I-know-what-I-like) Howard, who is appalled by the latest musical offering via artistic director Leo Schofield, who has received some gold and wealth for toil by producing what has been described as a 'disco remix' of Johnny's beloved Advance Australia Fair.

    Of course any ecstasy-popping rave-party freak could tell you that the cacophonous offering is not disco, but a much more painful assault on nature's gift of hearing called 'techno'. Disco may have sounded awful, but at least the venues provided those with riches the rare opportunity to get laid after a few beers. Rave parties, by comparison, seem to consist of stoners sucking lolly pops and saying 'I love you' a lot over the sound of metal scrap yards.

    Arch-conservative Johnny clearly prefers his Australia anthem in the traditional missionary position - it's Julie Anthony or nothing. Why is a semi-deaf man who wears a hearing aid telling us what kind of music we should listen to? Is there any part of our lives which this man doesn't want to control? Apparently he will decide who celebrates patriotism and the manner in which we do it.

    Maybe someone should compose a new anthem for Johnny with a chord structure like D-E-A-F D-A-G.

    Whether this version gets recorded on history's page remains to be seen, but our neighbors are presumably glad that we are girt by sea - they are well out of ear-shot. To be fair to Little Johnny, the strains of the new version are anything but joyful. It sounds like chipmunks being castrated with scrap metal. But then most techno does.

    » Mutual Obligation   2004-12-06 18:33 Strawman
    Pointing the finger of blame

    "Mutual obligation" is one of the buzz-phases of the current government. Under the principle of of "mutual obligation", welfare recipients are not just given money - they have to give something back in return. On the surface, this seems to embrace the new climate of economic rationalism, trade-based economics and avoidance of welfare dependency. Until you look closer anyway. The obligations imposed on the welfare recipient are to help themselves.

    Free trade is normally based on both sides agreeing to trade when it benefits both parties. Trading $1 for a big juicy orange benefits both the farmer and the fruit lover - that's why free trade is done.

    We have always known that God helps those who help themselves, but apparently Liberal governments help those who help themselves too. Even if they have no obligation to actually help society. The welfare recipient must turn up to job interviews on time, fill in job application diaries, or do something else which is of absolutely no use to the hapless tax payer who pays them the welfare.

    But it just got worse. Patric Dodson has supported the principle of "mutual obligation" for Aborigines, and has been blasted by our favorite blond-haired, blue-eyed 'Aboriginal', Michael Mansell.

    Your ABC reports:

    Mr Mansell has accused Mr Dodson of surrendering to the Federal Government's plans in order to stay in the limelight.

    Mr Mansell says the plan to make Aborigines give something back in return for their welfare should not be endorsed.

    "Aborigines have given up land, we've given up children in the Stolen Generations, we are by far the most disadvantaged people anywhere in the country," he said.

    "John Howard now says we can forget all those issues, this is an issue of mutual obligation, in other words Aborigines have to give up even more."

    Apparently Aborigines are entitled to welfare, without reciprocity, because of stolen land and stolen generations. In other words, welfare payments are not for welfare, but they are compensation.

    This argument has come up before in the slavery compensation debate, where African Americans demand compensation for slavery, and rednecks insist that it's already been payed in the form of welfare.

    Mansell is setting a dangerous precedent for any future compensation claims with this rhetoric. How much is a dry patch of land with no infrastructure and 6 months away from the nearest hospital actually worth? An Aboriginal compensation claim which took welfare payments into consideration may end up having Aborigines owing mainstream Australia money for overpayment.

    Time to get out the calculator and run some figures. The only question is, who should the bill be sent to?

    » Australia's autistic immigration policy   2004-12-05 01:10 Strawman
    You gotta keep 'em separated

    Bleeding hearts in the Australia's tax-payer funded capital are incensed about the possible deportation of a family because they have a disabled son. 12 year old Rophin Morris has been in Australia for 11 years with his family. He also suffers from autism, and appeared on a poster to promote the government's 'disabled services'. And people with disabilities generally don't get permanent residency.

    This, the critics cry is 'discrimination'. We aren't supposed to discriminate against people who have disabilities. But we do. And we always have. Families with disabled members have been refused permission to emigrate to Australia for decades. They were judged to be an 'unacceptable burden to the taxpayer'. Immigrants are cherry-picked from poorer countries. That's how the system has worked for a very long time.

    This little uproar has been deliberately set up by the pro-immigration lobby. Immigration activist Marion Le has brought the decision to a head by encouraging the family to allow their temporary visa to expire - meaning that the family was here illegally, and they became candidates for deportation.

    Marion clearly saw a win-win for her cause - a thin edge of the wedge regardless of the result. If Rophin is sent home, then this will be proof of the Howard government's uncaring asylum-seeker-sinking discriminatory racism. If he is allowed to stay, then morally, handicapped people applying from overseas shouldn't be rejected either - surely we can't discriminate against someone just because of the country they are in at the time?

    His father insisted all costs associated with Rophin's condition so far had come from the family's own resources, support from friends and the church. Really? Then what 'disabled services' was he receiving from the government department that produced the poster? And of course Rophin's father didn't say that all costs in the future would met by non-taxpayer sources. His church hasn't come forward with a written commitment to pay all costs associated with his condition which are yet to come. Of course not. As soon as the poster-boy has permanent residency, he'll slip quietly onto the taxpayer tit and stay there for the next 60 years, while family and church groups demand greater 'government help' for the disabled.

    Marion described the decision as "abhorrent", and protested that he "hasn't been any cost to the community, and you could argue he's a bonus as they said at the calendar launch". Apparently highlighting the need for the taxpayer to spend more money on disabled people makes Rophin a 'bonus'. Thanks Rophin! Maybe Australia should import a few more autistic children from other countries to increase the 'bonus'. Maybe import a few leper colonies as well, and a few million AIDS sufferers from Africa?

    They would be such a bonus.

    » Sharing the road   2004-12-04 14:37 Strawman
    Let those who ride decide

    Those of us who pride ourselves on a sense of social responsibility worry frequently about hitting motorcyclists with our cars. I certainly do. The wife's new 4WD (okay, AWD, strictly speaking) would make quite a mess of most motorcyclists and the motorcycles they ride. Actually, a collision wouldn't do much for the 4WD either.

    Fortunately I have never had a road accident, except for being run into by a car when I was on a bicycle many years ago before the delights of cars (and the fast women which would come with them) became a financial option.

    But I actually had some sympathy for the guy who ran me over. It was night, and he just didn't see the (admittedly modest) headlight of my bike before he went through the give-way. Being a very defensive rider, I would rarely trust a car, but I assumed that he had seen me because he had slowed down almost to a stop. In the worst possible timing combination, I committed to going through the intersection at the same time he did and suddenly found myself crawling around on the road bruised, dazed, and convinced (until reason returned a short time later) that he had done it deliberately.

    Several decades later, of course, I have joined the mainstream motorist mindset, and curse cyclists and motorcyclists equally. Cyclists slow down the traffic - you have to virtually run them off the road to get past them in busy traffic. And motorcyclists are even worse - because they can duck and weave and travel faster than you can. Sipping your latte from the built-in coffee cup holder is little compensation when the dragon lady is going to give you the rolling pin for not getting the kids to their music lesson on time.

    But yuppie living aside, there are serious issues about personal risk and responsibility. Consider motorcycle crash helmets for example.

    Every licensed driver has made mistakes on the road. Most of them do not result in collisions, but some of them do. Careful drivers can reduce, but never eliminate those mistakes. Free will, it seems is concomitant with making mistakes in fast changing situations - like Sydney rush hour. Riding a motorcycle without a crash helmet might not quite be at the level of playing Russian roulette, but a depressed skull fracture can be just as deadly as a high-velocity lead injection, and makes a much poorer spectator sport.

    Even though the collision is usually the car-driver's fault, the car driver did not dictate that the motorcycle rider ride without a helmet. Most people have at least one collision in their lives, this is the backdrop of noise that we drive in. Who is responsible for the depressed skull fracture? If a 25 year-old motorcyclist gets severely brain damaged because he chose not to wear a helmet in an accident that was not his fault, who should pay for the nurse to wipe his bum for the next 50 years?

    Apart from just letting him die, the solutions are

    1. Make the at-fault motorist pay;
    2. Make the injured party responsible for his lack of reasonable care;
    3. Make helmets compulsory.

    This argument was won (or maybe lost) many years ago, and the nanny state paradigm has, as usual, dominated. But recently the issue has cropped up again in the form of whether motorcycles should be banned completely. The very act of riding a motorcycle, it seems is too much of a risk for the nanny state to allow us mere citizens to take. And the arguments for and against, are pretty much the same.

    Sometimes it's hard to balance the issues of risk, safety, convenience, good manners, social etiquette and personal responsibility. It's all too hard. It's far easier to just get a bull-bar for the 4WD.

    » Eureka!   2004-12-04 14:33 Strawman
    Australia's fading history

    Modern Australians are taught to be less than proud of their history. But in between apologizing for things they didn't do, and grovelling like some religious zealot who insists that we are born in sin there are some things the cultural elites allow us some pride in - provided the history is rewritten with an appropriate politically correct slant.

    150 years ago today, Australia witnessed its only civil uprising. The local land owners formed the political power block (only land owners got to vote), and didn't like their workers saying 'take this job and shovel it', and wandering off to dig for gold in Ballarat. So they put pressure on the government to charge the prospectors exorbitant licenses to 'encourage' them back to work.

    Some 120 miners stood up to the local soldiers, refusing to pay the exorbitant taxes imposed by a corrupt government. They formed a stockade - a pathetic area little bigger than a residential house-block, and reinforced by hastily constructed pikes. The stockade looked more like a picket fence than a fort.

    Then the soldiers came and the shooting started. 22 miners and 6 soldiers were killed, the miners ran away and the uprising was crushed in less than 15 minutes. But it was, we are taught, the turning point - the conception for the later birth of true Australian democracy.

    150 years later, the event has become a grab-bag of political concerns.

    The local Aborigines opened the festivities. But the stockade had nothing to do with the Australian Aborigines.

    Then it was hailed by some as a 'multicultural day'. But the miners were not celebrating diversity, they were celebrating unity. They were not interested in cultivating their differences, but simply uniting against a common enemy - the Australian government.

    The unions hailed it as a the formation of Australian unionism. But the miners never asked that others be forced to give them money or on what terms - they just didn't want the government stealing their money in the form of 'prospecting licenses'.

    And a commemorative walk is to be led by Terry Hicks - the father of celebrity terrorist wannabe David Hicks. But the miners never advocated international terrorism, or terrorism at all. They never sought to attack anyone. They just wanted to be left alone.

    Johnny (no-flies-on-me) Howard resisted flying the flag at Parliament House because he actually knew what it meant. For all of Johnny's commitment to everyone having their own little picket fence around their residential block he leads the highest taxing government in Australia's history. Today, we are taxed at a rate which would have made even the wealthy squatters join the miners in open rebellion. And Little Johnny would like to keep everyone very quiet about that.

    He has little to worry about. As long as the various minority groups frantically rewrite history, the truth will remain hidden - or at least barely visible between the slats of the picket fence, and rendered inaudible by the didgeridoo, the union slogans and the shrill incoherent rantings of the multicultural lobby.

    » No tall poppy syndrome in Afghanistan's budding economy   2004-11-25 20:27 Strawman
    Oozing with promise

    The Economist (2004-11-20) reports some cheering news about Afghanistan - a bumper opium crop. Apparently the area under opium poppy cultivation has jumped by 64% this year. It is gratifying to see Afghans embracing capitalism so quickly after being freed from their strict and oppressive government.

    It's not that the new government approves of their entrepreneurship, or even that the government which removed the old one approves of it - it's just that the new government is too ineffectual to prevent it. Many would argue of course that the best government is an ineffectual one, but that raises issues of the security of private ownership, and maybe that is a debate for another time.

    But the local farmers are now (relatively) free to produce an export product highly in demand in The West - heroin. A cheap and (if taken with care and moderation in its pure form) relatively safe form of entertainment for those on low incomes.

    Plasma TVs, skiing holidays, fast cars, and dinners on the town also constitute good entertainment but they are hideously expensive, particularly with a 50% effective marginal tax rate. A shot of heroin feels every bit as good as the black-run on the slopes of Mt Buller or a 200Km/hr drive through Sydney harbor tunnel in a Maserati, and you don't have to leave the safety of your own home to enjoy it.

    Of course the problem is that heroin is so cheap that it doesn't raise much tax. Having someone choose to live in a single room apartment, working one day a week and spending the other six watching a black and white TV stoned on heroin would be a pretty good life for many Western residents. But it would raise very little tax for greedy Western governments.

    When governments are in a fix, they usually start a war. And the War on Drugs has been a beauty. The only casualties are (by definition) 'sinners' or victims of others, the cost is the billions of tax dollars stolen from the population to fight it, and the war perpetuates - because it can never be said to be lost or won.

    Hopefully the coming influx of heroin will lower street prices in the West. This will mean that the heroin on the streets will be cut with less cement powder and other chemicals; it will mean that buying it will be easier, and will involve less risk for users; and hopefully the cheaper price will make it less attractive for users to steal in order to buy it.

    Who said that the other war (the War on Terror) was producing no dividends?

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